I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?)
I just kid like Jason (Oh)
why add the "just"?
Simple jokes it took you forever to get...
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why add the "just"?
Because its conversational. I"m kidding or I'm just kidding is pretty normal in a conversation.
Fair enough...saying "I kid" is more outdated in colloquial way....but the fact remains that it works in an english sense, and it works perfectly for his pun....His name is Jason Kidd, not Jason Kidding.
u didnt get that nikka
I got it while looking at a Florida fridge magnet.
That much cheese came with no nachos.
I never got this joke or found it funny, its from training day movie
One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the *****'s your problem?
One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the *****'s your problem?
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
this one always kills me when people say it that way. They don't understand it's basically saying that they DO care.I dont get it
Saul: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"
(Me:)
Saul: "Ah-ha!"
(Me:
Saul: What do you know from funny, ya b*stard?
(Me on the outside:)
(Me on the inside:)
(Years later when I finally got it:)
This is because people are saying it wrong. I only hear it said this way in the US. The correct term is " I couldn't care less"
The waiter didn't supply a spoon for the customer to eat soup.
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
Was more of a metaphor. The man essentially being the streets, where the snail is basically a victim of that. Keeps coming back only to be kicked down and out again.
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philly.
saw this thread title and thought to post it and then I was like "nah, that's some stupid shyt" lol.When Nelly said "I'm just kiddin' like Jason" on Hot In Herre
I was like "Who the fukk is Jason? What is he kidding about?"
My nikkas were like, then it hit me when I was watchin the Nets play.
shyt was embarrassing
but my mind just couldn't process at first that a punchline that corny would be made.....
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Jay Z 99 problems
Well, I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shyt
Well, I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shyt
dontreadthis
philly.
lol at you saying somebody was being too literal a couple pages back and you come in with this shyt.
He never passed the bar exam but he knows a bit about the law