my overall point is communication, and understanding (or the helping people understand) what one is trying to express.
Simple jokes it took you forever to get...
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my overall point is communication, and understanding (or the helping people understand) what one is trying to express.
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philly.
cool. well to answer your question, why add the "just", it's to calm the person he's talking to.
"I am just kidding."
"I am only kidding."
"All that I am doing is kidding with you, although it previously may not have been apparent."
yes he could have just said "I'm kidding like Jason" but it wouldn't have the same intended meaning.
Just what in the holy fukk are you talking about? Jesus christ...enough.
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philly.
no...how is it more calming to say "I kid" versus "Im kidding"? Its the exact same thing...
And Nelly's goal as an MC is effectiveness, cleverness, and overall strength of rhyme (his name is Kidd, not Kidding...the former makes the pun seamless), not "calming" some imaginary person hes not even talking to...lol
how does that make any more sense
thats like saying "u cant buy ur shoes and wear em too"
the fukk bytch?
You can't keep your new shoes clean and wear them too
How about that?
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when i first heard "couldnt pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel",
immediately i was like YO THAT DONT MAKE SENSE YOU GOTTA POUR THE PISS OUT TO SEE THE INSTRUCTIONS IF THEY ON THE BOTTOM I MEAN YOU GOTTA BE PRETTY...fukking...
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immediately i was like YO THAT DONT MAKE SENSE YOU GOTTA POUR THE PISS OUT TO SEE THE INSTRUCTIONS IF THEY ON THE BOTTOM I MEAN YOU GOTTA BE PRETTY...fukking...
nevermind
The waiter didn't give the guy eating a spoon so instead of him telling the waiter he needs a spoon, he asks him to taste the soup.
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I used to tell this joke, but some people don't get it right away:
White guy walks in the bathroom to take a piss.
Black guy walks in a few seconds after and parks in the urinal next to white guy.
White guy couldn't help but look at what the black guy was packing, sees it, and then says "Holy shyt man, how big are you?!"
Black guy turns his body and faces white guy and says, "I'm 6'6", 250lbs, 60 inch chest, 13 inch cock, my name's Turner Brown"
White guy passes out. Black guy finishes his business, washes his hands and flicks water on the white guy's face to wake him up.
White guy looks up at the big black guy, and then asks "How big are you again?"
Black guy looks at him funny and then says, "I'm 6'6", 250lbs, 60 inch chest, 13 inch cock, my name's Turner Brown"
White guy responds "Oh, whew, I thought you said turn around"
White guy walks in the bathroom to take a piss.
Black guy walks in a few seconds after and parks in the urinal next to white guy.
White guy couldn't help but look at what the black guy was packing, sees it, and then says "Holy shyt man, how big are you?!"
Black guy turns his body and faces white guy and says, "I'm 6'6", 250lbs, 60 inch chest, 13 inch cock, my name's Turner Brown"
White guy passes out. Black guy finishes his business, washes his hands and flicks water on the white guy's face to wake him up.
White guy looks up at the big black guy, and then asks "How big are you again?"
Black guy looks at him funny and then says, "I'm 6'6", 250lbs, 60 inch chest, 13 inch cock, my name's Turner Brown"
White guy responds "Oh, whew, I thought you said turn around"
Black dude is a c00n giving out all his personal info to some cac in the restroomI used to tell this joke, but some people don't get it right away:
White guy walks in the bathroom to take a piss.
Black guy walks in a few seconds after and parks in the urinal next to white guy.
White guy couldn't help but look at what the black guy was packing, sees it, and then says "Holy shyt man, how big are you?!"
Black guy turns his body and faces white guy and says, "I'm 6'6", 250lbs, 60 inch chest, 13 inch cock, my name's Turner Brown"
White guy passes out. Black guy finishes his business, washes his hands and wakes up the passed out white guy.
White guy looks up, and then asks "How big are you again?"
Black guy looks at him funny and then says, "I'm 6'6", 250lbs, 60 inch chest, 13 inch cock, my name's Turner Brown"
White guy responds "Oh, whew, I thought you said turn around"
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Black dude is a c00n giving out all his personal info to some cac in the restroom
He's famous and doesn't want to mess with his money
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why did he tell him how big his penis was. that's GAFBlack dude is a c00n giving out all his personal info to some cac in the restroom
why did the white guy even look at his penis?
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