I still don't know what a triple OG is?
I know literally what it means, but how does one get the title?
I know literally what it means, but how does one get the title?
Simple jokes it took you forever to get...
- Thread starter Non Sequitur
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That soup joke is wack as shyt
SumBlackguyz
Cacs Gonna Cac
lets ask @rhymeking to break this down with his thorough analyzations
Saul: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"
(Me:)
Saul: "Ah-ha!"
(Me:)
Saul: What do you know from funny, ya b*stard?
(Me on the outside:)
(Me on the inside:)
(Years later when I finally got it:)
help me out here...
Non Sequitur
Creep.
The waiter didn't give the guy a spoon, so he pointed it out in the most passive-aggressive, Jewish way possiblehelp me out here...
the waiter forgot to give him a spoonhelp me out here...
What's a homo's favorite time of the day? 8 a cock 
T.he I.nformant
1st Ballot HOF Teller
help me out here...
See below
The waiter didn't give the guy a spoon, so he pointed it out in the most passive-aggressive, Jewish way possible
Aha
Aha
This was completely from being a kid, but when I finally heard it as an adult 
From the movie Pretty Woman:
Edward: Hundred dollars a hour. Pretty stiff.
*She reaches over into his lap*
Vivian: Well, no… but it's got potential.
From the movie Pretty Woman:
Edward: Hundred dollars a hour. Pretty stiff.
*She reaches over into his lap*
Vivian: Well, no… but it's got potential.
Black Ball
Superstar
The food example you used aint making no kinds of sense to me. I aint never ate a meal and wished that I could uneat it just to eat it again.This is typically used in situations like:
You don't want to commit to a chick, you just want to fukk her and be able to see other people. But you also don't want her seeing other people. "You can't have your cake and eat it too"
You can't cheat on your wife and expect her not to cheat on you back or leave you. "You can't have your cake and eat it too"
Basically you can't have shyt both ways.
From Marlo Stanfield(Code name a "Black") the great philosopher.
You can't step to a stone cold gangsta and check him under the guise of "just doing your job" and expect a gangsta not to respond like a gangsta.
Either shut the fukk up, turn your head, and recognize I'm a gangsta, or check me and deal with the consequences.
So, there's this guy who has a dirty joke in junior high school during recess. I'm still pretty ignorant about sex and stuff. He's asking guys if they want to hear it and I want to hear it. So we gather around and he tells it to us.
There was this kingdom where the king's daughter was the most hottest woman around. She needed to be protected while the king was away. But, the king didn't trust any of his knights so he put a razor blade trap in her vagina. The king goes away and he comes back from his trip a couple days later. His plan worked. All the knights got cut from trying to have sex and were bleeding and in pain, except for one knight. The king heralded his one knight as being the most noble knight in his kingdom. The knight replied, "Thang thoo".
I never understood that joke until years later.
There was this kingdom where the king's daughter was the most hottest woman around. She needed to be protected while the king was away. But, the king didn't trust any of his knights so he put a razor blade trap in her vagina. The king goes away and he comes back from his trip a couple days later. His plan worked. All the knights got cut from trying to have sex and were bleeding and in pain, except for one knight. The king heralded his one knight as being the most noble knight in his kingdom. The knight replied, "Thang thoo".
I never understood that joke until years later.
livindajetlife
Superstar
So, there's this guy who has a dirty joke in junior high school during recess. I'm still pretty ignorant about sex and stuff. He's asking guys if they want to hear it and I want to hear it. So we gather around and he tells it to us.
There was this kingdom where the king's daughter was the most hottest woman around. She needed to be protected while the king was away. But, the king didn't trust any of his knights so he put a razor blade trap in her vagina. The king goes away and he comes back from his trip a couple days later. His plan worked. All the knights got cut from trying to have sex and were bleeding and in pain, except for one knight. The king heralded his one knight as being the most noble knight in his kingdom. The knight replied, "Thang thoo".
I never understood that joke until years later.
Lol nikka tried to eat it
Torrential
LWO
