Simple jokes it took you forever to get...
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A joke thread-It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always takes things, literally"
-A logicians wife is just had a baby and passed out. When she wakes up, she sees her husband holding their baby and asks him, "Is it a boy or a girl
?" and he simply says, "Yes" 
-What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
- A gril texts a guy, "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbroken,canyoupleasegivemeanalternative". The guy texts her back and asks, "What does 'ternative' mean?"
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So, there's this guy who has a dirty joke in junior high school during recess. I'm still pretty ignorant about sex and stuff. He's asking guys if they want to hear it and I want to hear it. So we gather around and he tells it to us.
There was this kingdom where the king's daughter was the most hottest woman around. She needed to be protected while the king was away. But, the king didn't trust any of his knights so he put a razor blade trap in her vagina. The king goes away and he comes back from his trip a couple days later. His plan worked. All the knights got cut from trying to have sex and were bleeding and in pain, except for one knight. The king heralded his one knight as being the most noble knight in his kingdom. The knight replied, "Thang thoo".
I never understood that joke until years later.
Took me years to get this joke:
Your mamma so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside we went and got a bowl.
Also, the phrase a dime a dozen took me until college to realize was a negative term. Thought it meant something was rare. To be fair, I was raised in an immigrant household so I feel like I should get a pass.
Your mamma so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside we went and got a bowl.
Also, the phrase a dime a dozen took me until college to realize was a negative term. Thought it meant something was rare. To be fair, I was raised in an immigrant household so I feel like I should get a pass.
-It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always takes things, literally"
-A logicians wife is just had a baby and passed out. When she wakes up, she sees her husband holding their baby and asks him, "Is it a boy or a girl
-What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
- A gril texts a guy, "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbroken,canyoupleasegivemeanalternative". The guy texts her back and asks, "What does 'ternative' mean?"
I gotta admit, LOL, I don't quite get it. Was the midget sneering at the man because the man was too dumb to realize he could just hop the fence?
A LITTLE (small) CON (prisoner) Descending (down the fence)
And I didn't mean that to be condescending at all
little con descending
Supercoolmayo
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Your forehead is called that because it the size of 4 fingers is the same distance from head to eyebrow
Just realized that last night
Just realized that last night
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm about to go tell that shyt to everybody in the office. I will look down on them with disdain when they are puzzled and act like I got it the very first time I heard it. LMAOA LITTLE (small) CON (prisoner) Descending (down the fence)
And I didn't mean that to be condescending at all
LMAO....and I just realized something.....nikka....I didn't need all them damn parentheses.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm about to go tell that shyt to everybody in the office. I will look down on them with disdain when they are puzzled and act like I got it the very first time I heard it. LMAO
LMAO....and I just realized something.....nikka....I didn't need all them damn parentheses.
...and no one's ever called me that before
I didn't get this when I first saw it. I was thinking. This girl is taking a picture of herself. What's the big deal?
Once someone explained it to me
So he took a picture of her sleeping?
I don't get the funny.