Simple lines that are dope

[BigF]

Too many threads recently about wack lines/struggle bars etc. Post some lines that stand out/make you laugh

'I did it for the love of cash, Your Honour' - Capone

'Medallions so big, attach strings you can turn 'em into banjos' - Busta

 

[NotaPAWG]

"I run through your crew like the flu when I bomb it. My styles like AIDS cause don't nobody want it" - Canibus

"Your worst nightmare, don't sleep on me"
"I leave bullet scars fukk using a knife, buck a twice, take your life plus your after life"
-Bloodshed

"Yo, you gotta hole in you and you bleeding, so its not like I'm just calling you "p*ssy" for no reason" - jadakiss

 

[Big Mel]

Nacho cheese I'm Castro...

 

[The Mad Titan]

"And I be hearing the shyt you say through the grapevine,
but jealousy is just love and hate at the same time"
-Drake

 

[BigF]

Nacho cheese I'm Castro...

I ain't even mad at you breh.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

More than a line but

"Prime-time, basking in the lime, Cassius in his prime, colorin' outta the lines / cuz they don't want nobody that's colored outta the line / so I'm late like a muhfukka, colored people time // Damn Yeezy, they all gotta be dimes / well Adam gave up a rib, then mine better be prime" ---- Kanye, PrimeTime

Layered to perfection

 

[BigF]

More than a line but

"Prime-time, basking in the lime, Cassius in his prime, colorin' outta the lines / cuz they don't want nobody that's colored outta the line / so I'm late like a muhfukka, colored people time // Damn Yeezy, they all gotta be dimes / well Adam gave up a rib, then mine better be prime" ---- Kanye, PrimeTime

Layered to perfection

This was all you needed, breh.

 

[mundL]

You beef with me I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

This was all you needed, breh.

I couldn't help myself

 

[BigF]

You beef with me I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

I ain;t fukked with 'Em for years but I can't even front. That line made me laugh out loud first time I heard it.

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

Dead in the middle of Little Italy
little did we know
that we riddled some middleman
who didn't do diddily

that delivery!

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

 

[zopaco317]

"Look, just understand that I'm on a roll like Cottonelle
I was made for all of this shyt"

Drizzy

 

[So UnThotful]

She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

-Kanye West