Simplify Movies With Simple Plot Descriptions

[Dominic Brehetto]

ironman 1-3,avengers - rdj makes witty smug remarks,'splosions

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Avatar - Future humans and aliens remake the classic film, "Dances With Wolves".


Transformers (All of them) - The tale of a young, entitled, white male who searches for a way to overcome his demons. Every now and then this movie has robots in it.

Avatar - man betrays the human race after becoming sprung from a one night stand with his alien mentor, in Virtual Reality.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Monsters Ball- Halle Berry let's a racist redneck buttfukk her so she can win an Oscar.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Expendebles: actors killing everyone to prove to the world they still got it

 

[MidniteJay]

Tron: Legacy - Young man visits his father's abandoned arcade to investigate his disappearance. He unwittingly sends himself into a virtual world where he is captured and forced to participate in death races and ultimate frisbee deathmatches.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Lord of the rings- annoying hobbits team up with warriors who never get stabbed, injured nor run out of energy during epic battles just so one hobbit can throw a magic ring in hot molten magma in a series of movies way too long and dragged out.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Look Whos Talking - the pressures of parenthood traumatize a families prodigy child.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Scarface - homicidal refugee turned drug supplier goes into a destroys himself after getting drunk on power.

 

[Renkz]

Lion King - Younger Brother jealous at his Older brother for having all the bytches kills him, The successor escapes death and later returns years later to reclaim his bytches.

Space Jam- Cartoons consult with His Airness on his expertise on the game of basketball.

 

[Trojan 24]

Battleship-

 

[in the NICK of time]

Drive -

 

[Trojan 24]

Avatar- Live action Pocahontas, with Aliens!

 

[doublenegative]

Half Baked- drug addicts plummet into a world of corruption, conspiracy, and crime in order to free an innocent teacher from prison.

Wow.

 

[calh45]

Trainspotting - Just say no to drugs in movie form.....especially heroin.

Black Swan - Natalie and Mila do make out, but somehow stay clothed. Watch Chloe instead.

 

[Pool_Shark]

Toy Story 3-After being forgotten a purple bear becomes psychotic and enslaves whatever he can at a daycare center. When thwarted, mass murder becomes his only choice.