Single Brehs.... It's time to make these hoes sign contacts

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This reminds me of someone I know. Feminist, white girl, and has social anxiety issues, but cool to kick it with. She's also a self-proclaimed alcoholic. Probably not the best combination, but who am I to judge? :yeshrug: So anyway, she was telling me how liquor gives her confidence in social settings, and that she never gets sexual when she's sober. Hearing that, I'm like, "But doesn't that mean you can't give consent? :wtf:" She goes "It really depends on the situation........ :ld:"


Once I heard that, it was a WRAP. :wow: Haven't talked to her since.

The "situation" huh? :mjpls:
 

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This reminds me of someone I know. Feminist, white girl, and has social anxiety issues, but cool to kick it with. She's also a self-proclaimed alcoholic. Probably not the best combination, but who am I to judge? :yeshrug: So anyway, she was telling me how liquor gives her confidence in social settings, and that she never gets sexual when she's sober. Hearing that, I'm like, "But doesn't that mean you can't give consent? :wtf:" She goes "It really depends on the situation........ :ld:"


Once I heard that, it was a WRAP. :wow: Haven't talked to her since.
Good call to stop talking to her breh. You probably just saved yourself from a bid and a spot on the registry.
 

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dudes always say men and women aren't equal and the courts are reflecting that, so whats the problem
:childplease:WTF are you even talking about? Look brehs.:beli: Look at this females:snoop:.... trust me yall get them receipts
 

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Breathlyzer app along with video consent app along with foreplay app that ask the woman 15 times is it ok to kiss and touch breast, etc. Then finally quick lawyer app that states all the ground rules for penetration, which is verified by a lawyer only if the breathlyzer app said you were sober or at least not intoxicated in a particular jurisdiction........

Then you can smash......:takedat:..............unless you both passed out or got tired of waiting for the app to work right and went to sleep :francis:......of course you gone need to sign the cuddling/sleeping app :lupe:
 
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:childplease:WTF are you even talking about? Look brehs.:beli: Look at this females:snoop:.... trust me yall get then receipts
men are more logical, bigger, and stronger than women, right?
so they shouldn't be allowed to run thru illogical, weak tiny women under the influence, right? It would be unethical.
 

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Breathlyzer app along with video consent app along with foreplay app that ask the woman 15 times is it ok to kiss and touch breast, etc, then finally quick lawyer app that states all the ground rules for penetration, which is verified by a lawyer only if the breathlyzer app said you were sober in a particulat jurisdiction........

Then you can smash......:takedat:
:obama:You're a smart man breh.. looks like you'll never see that registry or even the inside of a courtroom. Your an inspiration to these young cats.:salute:
 
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