Siri, Cortana and Google Now are about to get raped

[YaBoyPiff]

This is fukkin nuts if it actually works as shown. But Google Now is Skynet...I don't ask it anything...swear it just knows what I have to do and can read my mind damn near.

Breh listen to this. I'm new to android ok this was maybe last month. I'm chilling with my wife waiting for my dad to get back so I can use his car. They get back but we're still on the stoop smoking.
I 'll looking in my phone Google cards this shyt says you owebyour credit card 2gs due date is .....WHAT THE fukk!! I haven't paid my credit card in months and I've only had this phone for maybe a month at this point so how the fukk did they know this.

Then my dad back for maybe 15 mins or so I check my phone and the Google cards is like your car is parked here and shows the point on my driveway


How the fukk did they know that????????? I love and understand technology I am studying computers now but I do not understand how they know this shyt????????????????

 

[Why-Fi]

Breh listen to this. I'm new to android ok this was maybe last month. I'm chilling with my wife waiting for my dad to get back so I can use his car. They get back but we're still on the stoop smoking.
I 'll looking in my phone Google cards this shyt says you owebyour credit card 2gs due date is .....WHAT THE fukk!! I haven't paid my credit card in months and I've only had this phone for maybe a month at this point so how the fukk did they know this.

Then my dad back for maybe 15 mins or so I check my phone and the Google cards is like your car is parked here and shows the point on my driveway


How the fukk did they know that????????? I love and understand technology I am studying computers now but I do not understand how they know this shyt????????????????

if you use google they collect information, you have to turn these things off manually on your account. people grant a lot of permission just by clicking ok and not reading those terms. its not the phone its your google account, which you have to sign in on android devices

 

[PS5 Pro]

yes. so can siri and google now. that is the point of this thread


the person in the video. the shyt you said cortana could do.

Actually I've said over and over it can't do that, then you replied to that response.
So what are you really saying bruh? I know you also left out that Cortana does shyt neither of those do
That is all I was saying, sorry you somehow missed that in your fury

 

[YaBoyPiff]

if you use google they collect information, you have to turn these things off manually on your account. people grant a lot of permission just by clicking ok and not reading those terms. its not the phone its your google account, which you have to sign in on android devices

How would they know about my dad's car? I guess they looked through my email for the credit card bill but still even that how the fukk would they go thru ya mail and then say oh this nikka gotta pay his bill lemme tell him?? Shuts insane. The car thing though is impossible tho Idk how they would figure it out.


One thing they fail at though. They think my gym is my job they be like oh there's 5 mins of traffic leave for work early

 

[Why-Fi]

hes not going to stop is he

 

[B86]

Breh listen to this. I'm new to android ok this was maybe last month. I'm chilling with my wife waiting for my dad to get back so I can use his car. They get back but we're still on the stoop smoking.
I 'll looking in my phone Google cards this shyt says you owebyour credit card 2gs due date is .....WHAT THE fukk!! I haven't paid my credit card in months and I've only had this phone for maybe a month at this point so how the fukk did they know this.

Then my dad back for maybe 15 mins or so I check my phone and the Google cards is like your car is parked here and shows the point on my driveway


How the fukk did they know that????????? I love and understand technology I am studying computers now but I do not understand how they know this shyt????????????????

if you use google they collect information, you have to turn these things off manually on your account. people grant a lot of permission just by clicking ok and not reading those terms. its not the phone its your google account, which you have to sign in on android devices

I know the feeling of all this happening. Yes, Google collects EVERYTHING. From using your phone to using your work computer while logged into Google. It knows all the places I frequently go, where I work, what times I work on which days...crazy shyt but at the same time I love it.

Like I tell everybody, as long as you ain't into some shyt you're good. I invite google, Kinect, and whatever else to watch me smoke this bud in the mancave every night, because that's about all I do after work and when the kids to to sleep

 

[MercuryHayes]

@ :54 the answer was Seattle Washington and the bytch said Washington DC



TRASH

 

[Why-Fi]

I know the feeling of all this happening. Yes, Google collects EVERYTHING. From using your phone to using your work computer while logged into Google. It knows all the places I frequently go, where I work, what times I work on which days...crazy shyt but at the same time I love it.

Like I tell everybody, as long as you ain't into some shyt you're good. I invite google, Kinect, and whatever else to watch me smoke this bud in the mancave every night, because that's about all I do after work and when the kids to to sleep

they own waze now. after using it for a while one time it predicted where i was going as soon i made a turn. pulled over and took that shyt right off my phone

 

[NoMorePie]

1:00 - 1:40

 

[NoMorePie]

http://www.androidauthority.com/hound-demo-613571/

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=...0q17FFhluC00Ltd7Q&sig2=dcWzEmhsrYDuM5tvezZN8w

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=...uJY3K8ef2aHCmtC7Q&sig2=KNSa8J9wvhcVf9SdE0esxw

 

[PS5 Pro]

How would they know about my dad's car? I guess they looked through my email for the credit card bill but still even that how the fukk would they go thru ya mail and then say oh this nikka gotta pay his bill lemme tell him?? Shuts insane. The car thing though is impossible tho Idk how they would figure it out.


One thing they fail at though. They think my gym is my job they be like oh there's 5 mins of traffic leave for work early

Didn't you tell it that was your job.. like on accident? Don't you have to confirm the location???

 

[YaBoyPiff]

I know the feeling of all this happening. Yes, Google collects EVERYTHING. From using your phone to using your work computer while logged into Google. It knows all the places I frequently go, where I work, what times I work on which days...crazy shyt but at the same time I love it.

Like I tell everybody, as long as you ain't into some shyt you're good. I invite google, Kinect, and whatever else to watch me smoke this bud in the mancave every night, because that's about all I do after work and when the kids to to sleep

Yea it's funny to see people all paranoid like the government is wathing u. You think they really give a fukk about when u leave for work to take a shyt even if you sell dope if u moving a brick every couple days so what your the smallest nikka on the scale they do not give a fukk to monitor and track u down cause you move a couple bricks now if you were the one bagging up sleeves and stamping it then obviously u use all burner phones but the people that worry about it be super paranoid for no reason

 

[YaBoyPiff]

Didn't you tell it that was your job.. like on accident? Don't you have to confirm the location???

Nope it just started popping up I guess cause I go a lot

 

[Why-Fi]

Yea it's funny to see people all paranoid like the government is wathing u. You think they really give a fukk about when u leave for work to take a shyt even if you sell dope if u moving a brick every couple days so what your the smallest nikka on the scale they do not give a fukk to monitor and track u down cause you move a couple bricks now if you were the one bagging up sleeves and stamping it then obviously u use all burner phones but the people that worry about it be super paranoid for no reason

i say to people all the time that privacy is overrated if youre not a scum bag. what could you possibly be doing that a zillion other people arent doing, if youre not trying to blow shyt up

at the same time, with google in particular, they like tweaking their terms covertly, some instances to the point where they have some level of ownership over your personal stuff, copyrighted or not.
and facebook that legally makes millions brokering personal information, including text messages and shyt like that. too much

thats another thread tho. find the documentary "terms and conditions may apply" its right on netflix

 

[joeychizzle]

Breh listen to this. I'm new to android ok this was maybe last month. I'm chilling with my wife waiting for my dad to get back so I can use his car. They get back but we're still on the stoop smoking.
I 'll looking in my phone Google cards this shyt says you owebyour credit card 2gs due date is .....WHAT THE fukk!! I haven't paid my credit card in months and I've only had this phone for maybe a month at this point so how the fukk did they know this.

Then my dad back for maybe 15 mins or so I check my phone and the Google cards is like your car is parked here and shows the point on my driveway


How the fukk did they know that????????? I love and understand technology I am studying computers now but I do not understand how they know this shyt????????????????

they gather all sorts of data and make a profile about you - preferences, payments, locations, frequent locations, search history, etc etc
they know a disconcerting amount of data.