size 22 white female gets modeling contract

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I'd be lying if I said that she was ugly, she isn't. I don't fukk with hefty hoes though. If I don't think Hulk Hogan could bodyslam you like he did Andre the Giant at WM3, a nikka such as iceberg isn't trying to fraternize with you.
 

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PC BRO #LWO
#HOFH
Why the fukk is this bullshyt even posted here?
fukk THIS FAT COW N U MOTHERLESS fukkS LIKING HER :pacspit:

#HOFH and we dont stop :ahh
 

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Wow.

I weigh 240-ish and she still outweighs me.

Jesus Christ.



I'd have to be beyond fukked up to have sex with that yeti, but to paraphrase Sterling Archer:

"It's a catch-22... The amount of alcohol it would take would literally kill me."

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And this is the kind of female that would be staring me down at the club just KNOWING I wanted a piece. Her friends would shut me down too to give her room to work. Couple times think I'm in with a honey going back to their place to party, and all they're doing is baiting me for the FAWG.
 

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Someone explain what product she's going to be able to sell to me and how she is going to be able to evade our natural instinct of aversion to obviously unhealthy people?
 
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