Skyrim is PURE PIFF

[Batter Up]

did you play it ?

I was one of the first veteran rank players in the world, you not gonna tell me bout elder scrolls online

I have played it and if you think it holds a candle to Oblivion or Skyrim you'd be in the extreme minority with that opinion.

 

[Big Blue]

Got it on release. 11/11/11.
Couldn't put it down.
Getting killed by a giant the first time was

lmao samething happen to me, I was like "the fukk is that?" ......"Let me shoot it with an arrow" I didnt expect them to be that fast for their size....Motherfukker mollywhopped my ass half way the other side of Skyrim... I swear the Giant yelled "THATS MY BIKE, PUNK!"

I was expecting Chris Tucker dressed as a redguard to come out of nowhere, stand over me and tell me I got knocked the fukk out.

This is what happened to me word for word.

 

[Fillerguy]

I still havent gotten throught 50% of the main story. Im using shyt load of mods, I created a Batman character in one save and Ironman in another.

 

[Biscut]

I love wondering around the wild, and killing random people. When you officially get strong ...

 

[mortuus est]

might cop skyrim again

 

[ORDER_66]

i miss skyrim sometimes...

I loved crafting armor in my basement (had a shyton of perfected weapons)... the first time i made DAEDRIC ARMOR...I had on like 4 pieces of enchanted clothes with like +20 armor forging, plus i drank forging elixir when improving the weapons. my daedric sword had like +200 HP alone plus I enchanted that shyt with Fire...



Enchanted my boots to carry +100 lbs plus...

My breastplate had protection from fire and ice...

My gauntlets had +30HP on two handed weapons i basically was conan.

My daedric helmet had waterbreathing for finding treasure and quick getaways in the ocean...

I was a one man fukking army...

Those Elder Dragons wasnt shyt Killed them in two hits... I decapitated bandits... Killed a whole town of briarheart fools who attacked me for no reason, they learned that day i left no one alive. Giants and Mamoths, White Trolls, Yetis.....

The only one who gave me problems was Miraak and his cheesing overpowered ass... never could stand still to taste my blade, huh fukkboy...

 

[Larry Lobster]

I got stuck on that dam island, fukk miraak and them bytches

 

[ORDER_66]

I got stuck on that dam island, fukk miraak and them bytches

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

I married this pawg called aera the huntress or something like that. moved her into my house in whiterun. but every time i came home there was some fukkboy walking round my house and eating all my shyt. i even caught him laying in bed with the wife. so i killed him in the bedroom in front of the wife. now the wife wont speak to me at all and theres a dead body on my side of the bedroom.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

picked it up for my 360 cus i was high and holy shyt. the game is so much piff i just be sat there playing it with the face on. Theres so many different character builds you can be the game has unlimited replayability

i tradee in my xbox one so i could buy more weed and play skyrim more. i probably wont get another next gen console until they realease another elder scroll game for next gen.

my character is a redguard with the turban and everything. had to to fukk up some pirates so I could get the curved sword to look legit.

my last character was pure magic conjuring 2 demon lords at the same time. I didnt even have to fight anybody cus those demon lords fukked everybody up so bad.

im such a nerd now does anybody else on here play skyrim? im probably late to the party but

should have used that money for a grow box and some lights

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

should have used that money for a grow box and some lights

I cant be bothered. The pre made grow boxes are way too expensive over here. Like £400 which is around $700. It all seems like too much work for me. Everytime i look into growing myself theres just too much information to shift thru. people saying buy books that teach you. im not trying to read 500 page books on growing a plant. someone just needs to make a simple guide on how to do it.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I cant be bothered. The pre made grow boxes are way too expensive over here. Like £400 which is around $700. It all seems like too much work for me. Everytime i look into growing myself theres just too much information to shift thru. people saying buy books that teach you. im not trying to read 500 page books on growing a plant. someone just needs to make a simple guide on how to do it.

that's for them perfect, high times magazine type growing set ups

i.... know this guy.... who threw some seeds in a hole in the backyard and grew them without ever doing one fukking thing to them

and my boy grew some in his closet with an led light

it's a plant.. it grows with light and water like any plant

now if you want a 6ft, with purple and blue buds with crystals and a pound on each one.. yea.. then read a book

if you want a few ounces per just throw some light on them and water them

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

that's for them perfect, high times magazine type growing set ups

i.... know this guy.... who threw some seeds in a hole in the backyard and grew them without ever doing one fukking thing to them

and my boy grew some in his closet with an led light

it's a plant.. it grows with light and water like any plant

now if you want a 6ft, with purple and blue buds with crystals and a pound on each one.. yea.. then read a book

if you want a few ounces per just throw some light on them and water them

i cant do it outside right now cus the uk weather is horrible. so can i just plant some seeds in a pot, put a light over it and stick it in my wardrobe?

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

i cant do it outside right now cus the uk weather is horrible. so can i just plant some seeds in a pot, put a light over it and stick it in my wardrobe?

fukk yea... get a plant light.. something strong that emits heat

my boy found an led light on ebay for $100 and grew like 10 plants off that... the actual pros are all switching to leds now too


24 hours on until they flower, 12 on, 12 off after that


all that get a book shyt is like video games... if you want 100% trophies and shyt, get a book... if you just want to beat the fukking game, get an led light

 

[madeyoulook]

I married this pawg called aera the huntress or something like that. moved her into my house in whiterun. but every time i came home there was some fukkboy walking round my house and eating all my shyt. i even caught him laying in bed with the wife. so i killed him in the bedroom in front of the wife. now the wife wont speak to me at all and theres a dead body on my side of the bedroom.

I had been playing skyrim in sept and I saw that woman in riften and there was this dude following her around. He saved her life or something and she feels indebted to him. Didn't know she was giving up the ass to him tho