Sleeping with someone who snores HEAVILY unappreciation thread

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You stay at their place or they stay over with you for a night and then they go to sleep.................then it happens :merchant:

I was texting back and forth up until a few minutes ago with ol' girl that I hook up with from time to time, and she is by far one of the heaviest snorers in the game, hands down. She's a small chick, about 5'4" and no more than maybe 110-15 lbs soaking wet but :lawd:. I found out one night when she asked me to stay over a few months ago



We stay up to about 3 am and she nods off. I'm blazed at this point, but I can't sleep. Like 10 minutes go by and baby just starts goin' hard. I'm talkin like pterodactyl, prehistoric creature type shyt and it scared the hell out of me. :skip:. It's like, she'd go for about 5 minutes, stops......then it escalates to another level of peculiar sounding shyt and goes back down again :wtf:. The sounds comin' out of this girl is unreal, I swear



I said fukk it ,slipped out and slept on the couch downstairs instead and she asked me why was I there instead of the room and I told her about herself. She knew she snored, but really had no idea she was on that level and we laughed about, but :whoo:. What the hell, man?
 

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snoring is usually associated with obesity. :upsetfavre: 110 lbs. soaking wet?

:usure: Care to revise your thread?

Yes, usually, but this was not one of those cases, so no, I will not retract my statements about ol' girl's weight :wtb:


She has a nasally sound to her speech and voice, but that snoring is on some other shyt.
 

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I honestly used to think snoring was kind of a myth. Loud enough to be disturbing snoring, that is. Good lord was I wrong, it's the fukking worst. I know I snore when I'm sick but when I hear other people snore incredibly loud I'm just like :what:
 

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She may actually suffer from sleep apnea. You better tell that bytch to go for a sleep study, before she stops breathing and dies in her sleep. Most likely she gonna need a cpap machine to help with that issue. Real talk sleep apnea is no joke and it's not always from being obese. Sometimes it just affects people.
 

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She may actually suffer from sleep apnea. You better tell that bytch to go for a sleep study, before she stops breathing and dies in her sleep. Most likely she gonna need a cpap machine to help with that issue. Real talk sleep apnea is no joke and it's not always from being obese. Sometimes it just affects people.

My father has sleep apnea, so maybe :yeshrug:
 

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My ex snored when he was really tired..I bought a humidifer for the bedroom and that helped tremendously
 
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I have a deviated septum, it's hard for me to breathe so I tend to snore. I rarely sleep over anywhere because of it. I could get the operation but I don't really want to fukk with my nose.
 

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Be glad she isnt a night farter breh
:russ::lolbron: Please dont tell me you know a chick like this? I know I may or may not do this but a chick that would be :lolbron::weirdo: at the same time.. oh and nothing is worse than a everynight all night snorer, i be like shut the fukk up!
 
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