"Slippery He Say!" (Favorite Major Payne quotes)

[Geek Nasty]

"Are you plottin' on me?" I use that one to this day

 

[BXKingPin82]

Let my son watch this a lil while ago, he was talking like Major Payne for like a whole week!

 

[Kliq_Souf]

Damn I’m bout to load this up on the firestick . It’s been a minute

 

[Rollie Forbes]

This thread deserves to go platinum.

 

[Sauce Dab]

All the coke he was sniffing back then

 

[travellinman]

"Killing is my buis-ness, ladies... and buis-ness is gooooooooood"

or when he hits Bam-Bam Bigelow with the foot work..

"You callin' me a liar?"

 

[sinistersouth]

Don't you sass me like your mother

 

[JayStarwind]

"Alright my litlle patch of brusselsprouts uproot yourselves"



I ain't frigid

Fee fi fo fum, what beanstalk did you come from?

 

[boskey]

“Pure genius, who you Red Foxx? Naw better yet you Richard Pryor”

“You like the way I handled them white folks back there?”

“Yeah.”

“You like a black man to handle things?”

“Malcolm X.”

“Let me tell you something... I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!”

 

[OmegaK2099]

Don't give me that Billy Jack Bullshyt!

RIP Bam Bam Bigelow

 

[Jutt]

"WAR HAS MADE ME VERY PARANOID! AND WHEN A MAN GET TA EYEBALLIN IT ME IT MAKE MY AGENT ORANGE ACT UP AND I GET THE URGE TO KILL!"

 

[MenacingMonk]

Just put it on. Been a few years since I’ve seen it. Great as always.

Had a former coworker that would randomly yell out “sir, yes, sir!” Like the deaf dude.

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

One of my favorite movies as a kid

They sure don't make kid movies like that no more

 

[TheJet]

Just put it on. Been a few years since I’ve seen it. Great as always.

Had a former coworker that would randomly yell out “sir, yes, sir!” Like the deaf dude.

 

[wire28]

Personal classic.

One of my favorite quotes is the story about Charlie and the little engine that could.

I can’t feel my legssss

That’s cause they ain’t there