*knock on the door*
sloan: ohhhh youre back.

me: sup my dude

her: hey baby.....come on back!

sloan: she's been talking about you none stop

me: I wore that ass out!

sloan: could you guys keep it down tonight?.....the kid and all

me: yeah her screaming like that aint cool while she's up

sloan: she's wearing lingerie and the perfume i got her.

me: i'll holla at you my dude.......gotta get to work

sloan: she's very special to me.....you know

me: you got any patron left.......pour us a few glasses
*walks into her bedroom with her in lingerie*
her: why does he always stop you to talk?

me: he's cool......you ready for this stove

her: let me close the door.

me: leave it open so he could get a whiff of the stank

her:

me: ready for them dranks sloan!!!

sloan: straight or on the rocks?