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:huhldup: posted as a reminder of the past

so 67lbs later and we lookin not so bad :mjpls:

to yall that need motivation, heres some observations now that im not fat

Pros:
I dont bend lawn chairs anymore
I dont sweat much no more
I dont have to suck in my gut 24/7
Attracting hoes more than ever in my life
Instantly given more respect when talking to anyone, its like folks seen the gut at first and were :mjpls: always a subconcious uphill battle
my dikk is harder(we talking pointing 20 degrees above horizon all day everyday :jawalrus:) and bigger than it ever was even with my thunderous thighs :smugdraper:
Can do manual labor damn near endlessly

Cons
my ass hurts when i sit on hard surfaces
im cold when everyone else is warm
ive sucked my gut in for so long that i do it subconciously and it makes the marks/loose skin look BAD
I get ogled by gay old men and down lows, get flirted with by fat oaf hoes in fast food checkout :to:
Folks think i do drugs and/or steroids; constantly told to quit cutting/working out by fam/friends
My dikk be gettin hard randomly around new women, and with looser fitting jeans/shorts my shyt shows and it be awkward
Being asked to do more physical tasks at my job cause im the most in shape :beli:

ima have to say the pros outweigh the cons but yall aint know how awful it is when you attract ALL females(regardless of shape, size, or mental orientation)

we still doing PHAT, volume is close to Layne's prescribed strength is back to 2010 levels so I'm officially past most of my original plateaus

current goal is to cut down to 140-145 where im thinkin ill see the full look

most recent pic @ 153 lbs:

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current measurements:
Shoulders: 47" (-1")
Chest: 38.5" (-0.5")
Waist: 32" (same)
Hips: 36" (same)
Thighs: 22" (same)
Arms: 13.5" (-1.5" )
wont front, a good number of my NJ friends were trying to sell me on a bicycle. and the more I've done research the more im like :yeshrug: the shyt work foreal, debating on giving it a try once i hit 145. I dont have any physical conditions and I recently had a physical at the beginning of the year that came back good. Ive done the due diligence on it and it seems relatively safe over a 6 week period. thing that scares me is dependency over anything. I would never want that

ima post all my personal updates and pics and PRs etc in this thread(no sticky i aint that special) would like constructive and blunt answers. For folks that got questions for me feel free to ask ill help ya
 

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How did ur stretchmarks disappear?

they are still there just faded alot, i notice them when i stretch OR scrunch the skin

use exfoliating sponge + cocoa butter everyday :mjpls:
 

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145 lbs is crackhead status bruh.

Why you wanna be that small? How tall are you?

I wear a 32 waist as well and I'm currently around 188lbs
 

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145 lbs is crackhead status bruh.

Why you wanna be that small? How tall are you?

I wear a 32 waist as well and I'm currently around 188lbs
5'9" :yeshrug:

it aint that small to be honest, theres a guy on bb.com that is 137 that looks pretty damn big(@ 5'9")

weight isnt really my concern tho, only mirror appearance

we working for the underwear model/cinemax pornstar look :takedat:

lol@you waiting till you got hard to take the second pic


But I salute you

im only 50% :jawalrus:
 

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5'9" :yeshrug:

it aint that small to be honest, theres a guy on bb.com that is 137 that looks pretty damn big(@ 5'9")

weight isnt really my concern tho, only mirror appearance

we working for the underwear model/cinemax pornstar look :takedat:



im only 50% :jawalrus:

you dont want me to post underwear pics :shaq:


9.75, and im not referring to your 40 time :shaq:
 

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no gay shyt :beli:

deadass tho, i bet i could out run you zilla

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no gay shyt :beli:

deadass tho, i bet i could out run you zilla

95vdyb.jpg

i been clocked at a 4.7 b and that was at 250 pounds and I have long ass legs...

There's no athletic feat besides taking direct blows to the knees where you could beat me

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posted as a reminder of the past

so 67lbs later and we lookin not so bad

to yall that need motivation, heres some observations now that im not fat

Pros:
I dont bend lawn chairs anymore
I dont sweat much no more
I dont have to suck in my gut 24/7
Attracting hoes more than ever in my life
Instantly given more respect when talking to anyone, its like folks seen the gut at first and were :mjpls: always a subconcious uphill battle
my dikk is harder(we talking pointing 20 degrees above horizon all day everyday :jawalrus:) and bigger than it ever was even with my thunderous thighs :smugdraper:
Can do manual labor damn near endlessly

Cons
my ass hurts when i sit on hard surfaces
im cold when everyone else is warm
ive sucked my gut in for so long that i do it subconciously and it makes the marks/loose skin look BAD
I get ogled by gay old men and down lows, get flirted with by fat oaf hoes in fast food checkout :to:
Folks think i do drugs and/or steroids; constantly told to quit cutting/working out by fam/friends
My dikk be gettin hard randomly around new women, and with looser fitting jeans/shorts my shyt shows and it be awkward
Being asked to do more physical tasks at my job cause im the most in shape :beli:

ima have to say the pros outweigh the cons but yall aint know how awful it is when you attract ALL females(regardless of shape, size, or mental orientation)

we still doing PHAT, volume is close to Layne's prescribed strength is back to 2010 levels so I'm officially past most of my original plateaus

current goal is to cut down to 140-145 where im thinkin ill see the full look

most recent pic @ 153 lbs:

1SjWI2D0JhMBOErcv8mWpxdXwRL9gA1192.jpeg


current measurements:
48" shoulder circumference(include chest obv)
39" chest
32" waist(navel)
36" hips
22" thighs(each)
15" arms

wont front, a good number of my NJ friends were trying to sell me on a Winstrol cycle. and the more I've done research the more im like :yeshrug: the shyt work foreal, debating on giving it a try once i hit 145. I dont have any physical conditions and I recently had a physical at the beginning of the year that came back good. Ive done the due diligence on it and it seems relatively safe over a 6 week period. thing that scares me is dependency over anything. I would never want that

ima post all my personal updates and pics and PRs etc in this thread(no sticky i aint that special) would like constructive and blunt answers. For folks that got questions for me feel free to ask ill help ya

:russ:i get the same thing now,they ask if im doin crystal meth AND steroids :sitdown:
 

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i been clocked at a 4.7 b and that was at 250 pounds and I have long ass legs...

There's no athletic feat besides taking direct blows to the knees where you could beat me

95vdyb.jpg

grass or pavement? :mjpls:

im flat footed so i know you could beat me barefoot

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i have strong gluteals and a quick first step

you might have me on the 100, but i might get you on that 40 :jawalrus:
 
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