Slow Horses (Season 5) on Apple TV+

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"I see, you staged the argument to distract him" :dead:

If Lamb didn't push Whelan out he was gonna end up in Slough House in a couple of years :mjlol:
Imagine Claude having to work under Jackson in Slough House - the combination of Lamb, Claude and Roddy would’ve been ultimate fukkery :mjlol:

Claude might’ve been the MVP this season - that scene at the end when he was puffing out his chest because he thought he fukked over Jackson, only to realise Jackson had done him was top tier :russ:
 

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Imagine Claude having to work under Jackson in Slough House - the combination of Lamb, Claude and Roddy would’ve been ultimate fukkery :mjlol:

Claude might’ve been the MVP this season - that scene at the end when he was puffing out his chest because he thought he fukked over Jackson, only to realise Jackson had done him was top tier :russ:
I actually love that unlike his top agents, Jackson actually listened to everything in the tape recorder.
 

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Every now and then I start to think "He's too good for this place. This is his journey of redemption..." then this show reminds me they're all bums :mjlol:

At the end of Season 3 when he outsmarted his Grandad and kept a copy of the "Footprint" file, I thought:

"Ok River is getting it now. He's finally being thoughtful and strategic. We're going to see a new River in Season 4 :banderas:"




And then he went right back to being his dumbass self :russ:
 

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Incredible show, and yeah, I know it's one of Apple's tentpoles/pillars, but still salute to them for keeping this shyt going because it's way too easy for streaming platforms to cancel ongoing popular shows once the number of "new" subscriber they can attract has peaked/matured

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River spent the whole season being useless and outperformed by everyone in Slough House, does one thing semi-right at the end and got the gall to talk about "I'm too fukking good, and you know it" :skip:

That scene with Claude and Lamb at the end had me dying. Claude's such a dumbass weasel :mjlol:

"checkmate, mate"
2 minutes later
"I was a bit premature, when I said checkmate I meant 'check', so I move and then you move and then"

:russ:
 

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Question for y'all (no book spoilers please)

But was Lamb running game on Claude the whole time?
 

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Question for y'all (no book spoilers please)

But was Lamb running game on Claude the whole time?
He probably knew that with Ho involved they were gonna pin the whole thing on slough house, if the recorder didn't fall on his lap he probably had something ready with Tavarner to get rid of him if needed.
 

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River spent the whole season being useless and outperformed by everyone in Slough House, does one thing semi-right at the end and got the gall to talk about "I'm too fukking good, and you know it" :skip:

That scene with Claude and Lamb at the end had me dying. Claude's such a dumbass weasel :mjlol:

"checkmate, mate"
2 minutes later
"I was a bit premature, when I said checkmate I meant 'check', so I move and then you move and then"

:russ:

Looool
 
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