[SMACK/URL] John John Da Don vs Tay Roc

[OfTheCross]

Bruh...why is Tay Roc so "loved"?

Dude is the most forgettable rapper ever.

 

[Momentum]

Why is it not ok to call out Tay Roc when he says trash shyt?

Did I not call out field goal punt?

The cognitive dissonance

 

[Momentum]

A lot of these battle rap fans are starting to remind me of these backpacking ass hip-hop head nerds from the '90s.

Yeah I'm about to stop replying and just start handing negs at this point. shyt is ridiculous.

No one can be objective when it comes to this one guy, yet they love Surf.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Did I not call out field goal punt?

The cognitive dissonance

the ONLY thing he said fukked up was field goal punt.

The rest is blind hate.

The only thing huh?

 

[Deoji]

brehs...should I even bother watching this shyt?

 

[Ronnie Lott]

brehs...should I even bother watching this shyt?

Yup. Watch how biased the crowd it. Take note of how gassed Tay roc is and how reluctant the crowd is to cheer JJDD and how quick they are to boo him

 

[MicIsGod]

brehs...should I even bother watching this shyt?

Forgettable battle. Roc 2nd was coo tho

 

[saturn7]

** warms up Turducken**

Tay "Reach" was def in the building round 1. JJ had some haymakers here and there but I edged Roc in the last 2.

I get on Tay Tay but his battles are always entertaining/controversial due to the bizarro world crowds and reactions to bad bars.

Roc need to only battle twice a year or 3 times max.

 

[Delicious]

Yeah I'm about to stop replying and just start handing negs at this point. shyt is ridiculous.

No one can be objective when it comes to this one guy, yet they love Surf.

:yeaok:

 

[scarlxrd]

battle

 

[Jon Oh!]

Ok I literally have nothin better to do right now so since these are 2 of the most stealin nikkas in battle rap I'm fenna listen to dis battle and break down every old ass/used/bitten/flipped/recycled bar I hear from both deez nikkas

Tay Roc Rd1:
Old ass "Sent-to-meet-her(centimeter)" bar
Old ass "crack of dawn/morning(mourning)" bar........... smh
He said dat "eviction" shyt vs Ill Will
"Behind his back like he not here".............. Rex said this vs Calicoe
Dat "Ric Flair" shyt, didn't Calicoe say dat shyt?
"Lisa/Maggie/Bart" shyt, B Magic said dat vs Real Deal

JJDD Rd1:
"Push Roc" shyt, Surf said dat
"Baking soda/Arm & Hammer" shyt Roc said dat
*side comment*, dat "Belly/Keisha" shyt was corny af, foh John John
*back to the battle*
"Step pop" shyt, Chilla said that
"Test the equipment, lab rat" Goodz said that
That whole "Lion King" shyt, Surf said it

Tay Roc Rd2:
Another "Puffy/Diddy(did he)" bar?.............. c'mon dog
*side comment*, df is a "field goal punt"???
*back to the battle*
*side comment* "call me Sir Roc, my crown royal"................... really dude? smh
*back to the battle*
*side comment* He is not dead, Roc, calm down
*back to the battle*
Another "Liam Neison/Taken" bar, smh
Another "LL/Cool J" bar, smh
*side comment* Why did the crowd get hype for "I"m smackin you wit it"???
*back to the battle*

JJDD Rd2:
Another "Smack down/wrestler" bar, c'mon son
"Roc/Cena" bar, Magic said that vs Roc
Another "NASA/rocket" bar........... DOG! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO HEAR THIS BAR???? Goodness!
Another "Roc/Jay & Dame" bar.............. Good Lord, smh
Another "Sack race/jump in the bag"..... smh

Tay Roc Rd3:
*side comment* How do you close your ears, Roc?? You mean cover em dontchu??? Ok, smh..........
*back to the battle*
Didn't Magic say dat "tie dye" shyt?
Another "parachute/pair'll shoot" bar.............. goodness gracious
*side comment* Dat weather shyt is the only legit hot shyt Roc has said this entire battle so far
*back to the battle*
Still doin jersey number bars huh Roc?.............. gotdamn shame, smh

JJDD Rd3:
Another "B-More/be more" line................ *sighs*
"Abusive parent" bar, Surf said that
*side comment* After all da bullshyt I done heard Tay Roc spit they boo that Hollow shyt? Wow...........
*back to the battle*
"Roc/Regan".......... Brizz
Magic said dat "Monta Ellis" shyt
"Free Willy" shyt, Surf said dat
*side comment* Roc in fact does have the dumbest pen in battle rap which is why I'm edgin this 3rd to John John
*back to the battle*
"Threw Roc at the God like he was Jewish", he just flipped Surf shyt

Battle was ass on both ends, I'm edgin John John tho

super accurate analysis...sidenote, why y'all refer to JJDD as TODD?

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

super accurate analysis...sidenote, why y'all refer to JJDD as TODD?

the other da don

 

[MicIsGod]

super accurate analysis...sidenote, why y'all refer to JJDD as TODD?

My favorite question of all time