Smash Ultimate - Joke

[DaSk8D00D]

Nah, we gonna play like the game was intended to be played.




I don't use discord.

So what I’m supposed to @ you in this thread and post the arena details when you’re ready?





So it shall be...

 

[Zebruh]

Nintendo didn't believe in the competitive aspect of the game for the longest, but that's clearly changed now. I don't mind playing shyt casually with items on to fukk around, and I don't mind if nikkas wanna spar and see what's really. Game is fun both ways.

 

[Fatboi1]

It's a matter of classification and identity. As you stated, it was by design, created to be a casual, party game. It's not created as a fighting game. Does it have some elements of fighting games? Perhaps, but it doesn't have its dna. NBA2k may have elements of RPG games, it's not an RPG tho. Same with this here. It's a arena brawler, not a fighting game.

I'm not saying it can't be competitive, as games by nature are competitive in some sense or another. It's just not a fighting game. And it's hilarious that players of the game want it so badly to be considered in the same leagues as such, to the point where they'll strip the game of its own identity to try to force it to be something it never was intended to be and most likely never will be. It has its own lane, no need to try to drive outta its jurisdiction. Why try to fit square peg into a round peg's slot? Smash is like that white lady that was on the news claiming to be black for years (or rather its stans are the ones that believe it as such). You can try to fake the funk, but the experience and background, nah...it just ain't it, bruh.

Smash Bros is actually better than Street Fighter.

Street Fighter isn't even a real fighting game because how can real people shoot fireballs?



Exactly.

 

[5n0man]

So what I’m supposed to @ you in this thread and post the arena details when you’re ready?





So it shall be...

I get off at 10pm, and I'll create the arena. I dont play by autistic pedo rules.

 

[5n0man]

Those who is saying the smash is not competitive fighting game are wrong when it comes to 1v1 item off battlefield stages only...

So it's only competitive when you eliminate 95 percent of the game?

 

[The Realist Perspective]

This is a dumb ass debate. It's obvious there two different categories of players, nikkas who play competitively and nikkas who play just for fun. It's like arguing with a professional golfer when you play mini golf

No it's trying to pass off mini golf as a serious sport. When character balancing is non existent in Smash, it's similar to a windmill being in the way of your shot in mini golf. So many questionable choices within that game that would be considered game breaking in any reputable fighter. The game is fun as hell but again, its just a cute game, not meant to be taken serious at all yet a lot of people will try to say it belongs with serious fighters. Get the entire hell outta here.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I mean by design it is meant to be casual and more so party orientated with stage hazards and items. But clearly, it can also be a competitive fighting game. I don't understand why people think it can't be both of these things.

The character balancing is non existent. Weight class attributes, non existent. The most important factor of a reputable fighter, non existent. The game lacks consistency entirely.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

And this is coming from someone that will probably give everyone on this board the beats.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

I get off at 10pm, and I'll create the arena. I dont play by autistic pedo rules.

@ me on here so you can get this work. Get your insults ready cuz ima make you big mad

And this is coming from someone that will probably give everyone on this board the beats.

Pull up then

 

[DaSk8D00D]

The character balancing is non existent. Weight class attributes, non existent. The most important factor of a reputable fighter, non existent. The game lacks consistency entirely.

They do character balancing with every patch and weight is one of the most important attributes that determines how each of the fighters play and move. I swear you dudes just be talking


I won’t say I’m some smash god but I got hundreds of hours on this game and hearing y’all uninformed “analysis” is killing me

 

[5n0man]

@ me on here so you can get this work. Get your insults ready cuz ima make you big mad

I'd never get mad over a game I don't take serious breh.



I ain't played this shyt in over a year, but I'll dust it off and run some matches tho.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Smash Bros is actually better than Street Fighter.

Street Fighter isn't even a real fighting game because how can real people shoot fireballs?



Exactly.

Not even close.

I know this is your game breh, it just isn't a fighting game tho. It's an arena party brawler. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Fatboi1]

Not even close.

I know this is your game breh, it just isn't a fighting game tho. It's an arena party brawler. Nothing wrong with that.

It's not my game, it's Nintendo's.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

They do character balancing with every patch and weight is one of the most important attributes that determines how each of the fighters play and move. I swear you dudes just be talking


I won’t say I’m some smash god but I got hundreds of hours on this game and hearing y’all uninformed “analysis” is killing me

Clearly broken - King K Rool. How in the fukk does a heavy have a phenomenal recovery? - Consistency issue. K Rool is broken in general. Super armor, parries, range attacks, ground pounds, heavy as fukk, just goofy.

Sephiroth, parry has a fukking parry after his parry

There are characters that can 0 to death you in a combo. Broken.

There are light and fast characters that can one punch you to death as a heavy character around 30 - 40 percentile range. What?

I could go on and on. But like I said, Smash just a cutie.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Smash Bros is actually better than Street Fighter.

Street Fighter isn't even a real fighting game because how can real people shoot fireballs?



Exactly.

Man WHAT?