Action Jackson
Can I live

Me:


Her:

Me: Wait.. you're on birth controls right?
Her: (hesitates) are you?

Me:

*a min or so of silence
Me:

Her:

I was just trying to live that #teamnopullout life

but I ain't bout it brehs
I've been watching football all day like

Talk to me, I beat the snot out of those ovaries.. they don't work no more, right? She was just trolling me, right?

In my defense the ass and titties were

