Smashed a Prostitute For The First Time In Almost 15 years last night

[Oatmeal]

She showed me her paperwork saying she was clean, and she showed the separate
one where she was tested for herpes. I ain't had sëx in months, so I'm good.

We just had a thread about using ChatGPT to make documents!!

 

[Wildin]

Is cheesecake a hangout spot? Mfs just go there and drink and chill? You went solo? And she was there solo?

I figured you ate your food there and dipped.

 

[voiture]

Don't be eating no ass of a prostitute my nikka.
A line has to be drawn somewhere

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

….paying prostitutes, eating they ass, getting your ass ate, going raw and feeling like a new man.

You should delete this shyt man. It ain’t even a funny fake story.

- unwinding at the Cheesecake Factory..
- picking up a hooker at the Cheescake Factory..
- and then we have all you mentioned to follow...

 

[rabbid]

She showed me her paperwork saying she was clean, and she showed the separate
one where she was tested for herpes. I ain't had sëx in months, so I'm good.

This where you lost me my boy. How you talking about living reckless but somehow had time to be asking for her clearance papers. Something gotta give. Plus you said before you had a wife and kids.. naw.

Either this happened yesterday and you stepped out, or this is an old story.. but you still hit it raw no release forms. And it wasn’t cheesecake factory it was probably jollibee or some shyt.. you must’ve been blinded by them cheeks in the catsuit she had on.

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

I would never pay over $200 for a whore

Enjoy being single

 

[tuckgod]

I really gotta find a new forum

 

[African Peasant]

Pay 400 (because she liked you...) to eat a whore's ass

 

[African Peasant]

How u eat a prostitute ass though?...

I'm telling you...

I remember this coli poster who went to a massage parlor and end up eating the asian girl p*ssy.
SMH

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Why would she want to fukk YOU raw? That part is obviously a lie.

 

[richaveli83]

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

 

[The ADD]

Unpossible and I enjoy good trollling as much as anyone.

 

[Yippee Ki Yay]

This the Coli

We don't pay to play

Six cert, six series, six figure life

Hate to break it to you, everyone pays for sex in one form or another weather you're married or not

Taking them out for dinner each week
Buying them flowers each week to keep them sweet

Giving them the children they want that you probably don't want
And then they can take it all away from you in one moment once they are bored with you or you f@ck up in a heat of a moment

 

[DonB90]

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

That's what she said cuh

 

[Mordith]