Smashed a Prostitute For The First Time In Almost 15 years last night

[Neuromancer]

This where you lost me my boy. How you talking about living reckless but somehow had time to be asking for her clearance papers. Something gotta give. Plus you said before you had a wife and kids.. naw.

Either this happened yesterday and you stepped out, or this is an old story.. but you still hit it raw no release forms. And it wasn’t cheesecake factory it was probably jollibee or some shyt.. you must’ve been blinded by them cheeks in the catsuit she had on.

I'm very confused as well. It seems like an old story.

 

[Detroit Wave]

 

[morris]

Pics of said whore or you're lying.

And did she swallow or spit? If she swallowed, don't forget to tip you trick

 

[Bondye Vodou]

She showed me her paperwork saying she was clean, and she showed the separate
one where she was tested for herpes. I ain't had sëx in months, so I'm good.

 

[Fresh]

before I was married and had a kid I was living reckless.

So picture this, your boy is at the Cheesecake factory, unwinding, when I see this FINE ass broad at the bar. I'm talking in another life, I'm giving you the world and then some bad. THICK but I can tell she hit the gym. She had that laugh and that personality. So I made my way over to the bar, and order her a shot (I rarely drink) and me another drink and we hit it off. She claimed she was in school etc I didn't care, I wanted her.

Then she kept it real with me, gave me the run down, told her price, and what hotel she was at.

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

When I got to that hotel room, she had it smelling good and she was so fµck!ng fine, she had my knees shaking.

For two hours my dreams came true. She had a bottle of tequila (yuck) and that enchanced the night.

I ate her ass and she ate mine.
She took my meat all the way to the base
I almost came inside of her, but pulled out just in time
Her sh!t felt like a damn finger trip

Man I ain't want that sh!t to end.

I blocked her number, cause she said she'll hit me up next time she in town, but I can't risk it, I'm getting back with my chick, last time I'd do it like that, but man she was worth every penny. Had me feeling like a new man this morning.

if u ate her ass and smashed raw you might as well had skeeted inside her

did u ask if she was on birth control ? You were lucky you pulled out

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

" she gave me a discount "

" she showed me her paperwork she was clean "

 

[Mass]

In terms of entertainment, this story was A1.

In every other category...get this shyt tf outta here.

 

[Pazzy]

Its too early for this.

 

[Diunx]

This sounds fake, no way a whore is out there letting randoms hit it raw.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

She showed me her paperwork saying she was clean, and she showed the separate
one where she was tested for herpes. I ain't had sëx in months, so I'm good.

You know allegedly people are forging their paper works now

Congrats on ur new property in Virginia breh

 

[Capitol]

Did you even brush your teeth before you shared your prostitute story

 

[LadyJ2]

We told one of our kids to go into ophthalmology as an adult due to the epidemic of eye infections from more and more people eating each other’s butts.

He was pretty grossed out by it tbh. But he’s a smart kid and listens to his parents so he’ll capitalize on you nasty MFers and we won’t have to worry about him living at home in his 30s.

 

[Da King]

before I was married and had a kid I was living reckless.

So picture this, your boy is at the Cheesecake factory, unwinding, when I see this FINE ass broad at the bar. I'm talking in another life, I'm giving you the world and then some bad. THICK but I can tell she hit the gym. She had that laugh and that personality. So I made my way over to the bar, and order her a shot (I rarely drink) and me another drink and we hit it off. She claimed she was in school etc I didn't care, I wanted her.

Then she kept it real with me, gave me the run down, told her price, and what hotel she was at.

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

When I got to that hotel room, she had it smelling good and she was so fµck!ng fine, she had my knees shaking.

For two hours my dreams came true. She had a bottle of tequila (yuck) and that enchanced the night.

I ate her ass and she ate mine.
She took my meat all the way to the base
I almost came inside of her, but pulled out just in time
Her sh!t felt like a damn finger trip

Man I ain't want that sh!t to end.

I blocked her number, cause she said she'll hit me up next time she in town, but I can't risk it, I'm getting back with my chick, last time I'd do it like that, but man she was worth every penny. Had me feeling like a new man this morning.

So you’re smashing a prostitute raw and eating her ass?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

You probably hit the come up shuffle after tapping ‘post thread’

You got yr wife a coming home present and ain’t even know it

 

[Bushmaster69]

I wish we could leave vomit emojis on the posts.

You ate a prostitutes ass out?