Smashed a Prostitute For The First Time In Almost 15 years last night

[Uachet]

 

[SpikeLee Cumbersmith]

Bruh eating ass out of Cheesecake factory. Standards!

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

dont ever go to a foreign country and buy shyt from the vendors there breh

 

[Lord_nikon]

Get yo bussy ate brehs


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[Art Barr]

You don't need to share your john tales breh.

Especially if you not smart enough to wear a condom with the work.

Sohh many violations.

I hope you aight after this.

You tweaked't.

Could have kept this green L fest to yourself.
Ol girl put you in baby seat.
Do better.

None of that shyt was lothario.



Art Barr

 

[skylove4]

Now this is classic coli. Cut out all this gay cac humor and keep shyt like this coming

 

[Hater Eraser]

Pick up hookers at cheesecake factory brehs

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

If you doing all of that then there’s no point in pulling out

 

[Lord Beasley]

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

So her number is usually 300-350

Like the stripper that be like "I usually do 70, for you I'll do 60 cuz you're cute" knowing goodnen well they dances cost 45

 

[Chief]

Man ate a hooker's ass

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Congratulations...you have aids

 

[RAX 010]

 

[3rdWorld]

Bad enough to eat hers but yo' ass should always be off limits..always

 

[Peter Popoff]

before I was married and had a kid I was living reckless.

So picture this, your boy is at the Cheesecake factory, unwinding, when I see this FINE ass broad at the bar. I'm talking in another life, I'm giving you the world and then some bad. THICK but I can tell she hit the gym. She had that laugh and that personality. So I made my way over to the bar, and order her a shot (I rarely drink) and me another drink and we hit it off. She claimed she was in school etc I didn't care, I wanted her.

Then she kept it real with me, gave me the run down, told her price, and what hotel she was at.

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

When I got to that hotel room, she had it smelling good and she was so fµck!ng fine, she had my knees shaking.

For two hours my dreams came true. She had a bottle of tequila (yuck) and that enchanced the night.

I ate her ass and she ate mine.
She took my meat all the way to the base
I almost came inside of her, but pulled out just in time
Her sh!t felt like a damn finger trip

Man I ain't want that sh!t to end.

I blocked her number, cause she said she'll hit me up next time she in town, but I can't risk it, I'm getting back with my chick, last time I'd do it like that, but man she was worth every penny. Had me feeling like a new man this morning.

Nıgga!! TMFI!!! TMFI!!!!

 

[cyndaquil]

Interesting

Nah go head and extrapolate. Say what you really think
I'm tryna laugh