Smashed a Prostitute For The First Time In Almost 15 years last night

[Schadenfreude]

before I was married and had a kid I was living reckless.

So picture this, your boy is at the Cheesecake factory, unwinding, when I see this FINE ass broad at the bar. I'm talking in another life, I'm giving you the world and then some bad. THICK but I can tell she hit the gym. She had that laugh and that personality. So I made my way over to the bar, and order her a shot (I rarely drink) and me another drink and we hit it off. She claimed she was in school etc I didn't care, I wanted her.

Then she kept it real with me, gave me the run down, told her price, and what hotel she was at.

$400 (usually she charges $500 but she said she liked me so I got a discount)

When I got to that hotel room, she had it smelling good and she was so fµck!ng fine, she had my knees shaking.

For two hours my dreams came true. She had a bottle of tequila (yuck) and that enchanced the night.

I ate her ass and she ate mine.
She took my meat all the way to the base
I almost came inside of her, but pulled out just in time
Her sh!t felt like a damn finger trip

Man I ain't want that sh!t to end.

I blocked her number, cause she said she'll hit me up next time she in town, but I can't risk it, I'm getting back with my chick, last time I'd do it like that, but man she was worth every penny. Had me feeling like a new man this morning.

This is either or you need help breh

 

[Roid Jones]

What the hell Cheesecake Factory is this, lol

 

[Art Barr]

What the hell Cheesecake Factory is this, lol

AN Old pro like this scenario.


Will blade at a high end bar at a hotel.
or if it is a burb.
a chain restaurant with some type of ambiance like this.


Art Barr

 

[tuckgod]

Chu addictsd to rhat smilie.
.chu smokin primo whoolies breh.
Explain to us.

Why it should be vermont.
in place of virginia?

I really wanna read that shyt.

I already eliminated you.
from saying because it also starts with v,.
So explain why should it start with V.

Now if you stalk mek and say some offbrand shyt. Imma clown you for being emo. Plus wrong.

Plus bring this shyt up to cross reference.
As i see.
nikkaz need to be put throughed't it.

sohh why should vermont.
be used in place of virginia?

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Too goofie to admit you wrong.
Plus too goofie.
to be self aware you off brand.


Art Barr

 

[tuckgod]

Too goofie to admit you wrong.
Plus too goofie.
to be self aware you off brand.


Art Barr

I’m actually baffles that you chose this to be offended by of all the things I say.

Take you meth sir

 

[Art Barr]

I’m actually baffles that you chose this to be offended by of all the things I say.

Take you meth sir

More offbrand goofie lame shyt responses.

You posting like you white adjacent now.
I am from the southside of chicago.
From off the one to tha five.

Where in the fukk?
would i ever get meth from.
you goofie offbrand lame.
This the offbrand goofie shyt you on.

You don't make no sense and babblin.

It ia obvious.
you socialized from a cul de sac and had yellow school bus service.
Plua yousa sheltered homebody offbrand goofie lame face ass boi.

Are you black?

You talking about vermont and meth.

That is offbrand wypipo shyt?

Yousa offbrand goofie.

What city?
What side?
What state,...chu from ?

What black urban intellectual high school chu from?

Now when you answer with a smilie. You gon definitely say.
you a soft white adjacent goofie.






Art Barr

 

[tuckgod]

More kffbrand goofie lame shjt responses.

You posting like ypu white adjacent now.
I am from the southside of chicago.
From off the one to tha five.

Where in the fukk would i evee get meth from hou goofie offbrand lame.
This rhe offbrand goofie shir you kn.

You don't make no sense and babblin.

It ia obvious.
you socialized from a cul de sac and has bus service.
Plua yousa sheltered homebody offbrand goofie lame face ass boi.

Are you black?

You talking about vermont and meth.

That is offbrand wypipo shyt?

Yousa offbrand goofie.

What city?
What side?
What state,...chu from ?

What black urban intellectual high school chu from?



Art Barr

I thought that stuff was fast acting

 

[Art Barr]

I thought that stuff was fast acting

You goofie acting, ...
@tuckgod
chu sheltered homebody offbrand fukkin lame.

Chu ol mirror selfie silence of the lames serial killer username having ass boi.

Spoiler

@tuckdog = Buffalo bill in drag body suit posting ass boi =

Art Barr

 

[tuckgod]

You goofie acting, ...
@tuckgod
chu sheltered homebody offbrand fukkin lame.

Chu ol mirror selfie silence of the lamb lames serial killer username having ass boi.


Art Barr

You seem truly upset.

You want to fight about it?

I’ll have my homie Shawn line it up.

Southsider.

87th.

You JUICE people correct?

 

[Jazzy B.]

I ate her ass and she ate mine.

 

[Art Barr]

You seem truly upset.

You want to fight about it?

I’ll have my homie Shawn line it up.

Southsider.

87th.

You JUICE people correct?

Now you a serial killer.

Lkke i said.
Stalking emo serial level posting behavior.

Unable to accept accountability.
Look at chu.
Exposed.

Put throughed't it .

I win again.

Chu emo and weak breh.

Stop the cap and flaug'n online and in life.
Acting like a emo child on the internet.
That is reflective of you in real life.


Stop flaug'n
Stop cap'n.

Yo Sheltered wypipo act exposed.

I hope you tell you peoples your username online.

Like explain why would someone.
ride for you named that onlne in real life.

Let yo peoples.
see yo name online and babble to explain that.
Ol can't take the nonsense.
you put out face ass goofie lame ass boi.

lacking black nationalism sellout c00n face ass boi

Are you white?



Art Barr

 

[tuckgod]

Now you a serial killer.

Lkke i said.
Stalking emo serial level posting behavior.

Unable to accept accountability.
Look at chu.
Exposed.

Put throughed't it .

I win again.

Chu emo and weak breh.

Stop the cap and flaug'n online and in life.
Acting like a emo child on the internet.
That is reflective of you in real life.


Stop flaug'n
Stop cap'n.

Yo Sheltered wypipo act exposed.

I hope you tell you peoples your username online.

Like explain why would someone ride for you named that knkine in real life.

Let yo peoples see yo name online and babble to explain that.

Is that a yes or no?

I don’t want you harboring such intense emotion on my behalf without an outlet.

I plan on being in Chicago this summer for the Taste.

 

[Art Barr]

Is that a yes or no?

I don’t want you harboring such intense emotion on my behalf without an outlet.

I plan on being in Chicago this summer for the Taste.

More emo carryover.

Now i can post smilies.


You mad breh.

Serial killer flaug face posting wypipo face ass nikka. You post like a kid.


Art Barr

 

[tuckgod]

More emo carryover.

Now i can post smilies.


You mad breh.

Serial killer flaug face posting wypipo face ass nikka. You post like a kid.


Art Barr

What a let down