Smashed my First Asian

[the cool]

you can't be like @BrothaZay with these threads breh

 

[The Wolf Among You]

 

[ORDER_66]

Why these posters coming out the woodwork with these bullshyt stories?!!?

 

[...o3]

clearly this needs to be translated, so i'll do it. she put op onto some killa meth. knowing his neophyte lungs having ass went all in, passed out, dreampt he smashed, but really just got his pockets ran by her, her bf and his little brother phung.

 

[mamba]

 

[Pineal Gland]

:ulyin:


Negged

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The thirst for plats is real

 

[acri1]

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

She probably thought it was taco meat and tried to fry up a quick snack.

 

[DJSmooth]

 

[Cabbage Patch]

what kind of bizarre ritual was this?

Some homosexual cac shyt.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

ya'll already know how a playa like me gets down. as ya'll know, i like to use various meats and glazes in the bedroom. i have a plastic tarp over my bed and it rotates and there is a mirror on the ceiling. i also have like 3 glade plugins that will shoot out fresh scents at random intervals throughout the day. what i do is i will pay this local restaurant to let me get some hickory or bourbon glaze and i'll get one of these lil tenderonis in that room and start working on them thighs and legs. by the time i bring the ham or farm-fresh turkey in, i have these hoes singing like mary j blige bros. but ya'll ain't ready for this level of game yet.

 

[FrankyFourFingers]

Took me a good 4 minutes to realize my chest hair was engulfed in flames. I didn't even put that shyt out cause she was riding me like a banshee, Just sat there burning until we finished.


She let me bust inside tho, So I'm going to call her next week.

 

[Boogie]

Coli after dark y'all.

 

[MoonGoddess]

ya'll already know how a playa like me gets down. as ya'll know, i like to use various meats and glazes in the bedroom. i have a plastic tarp over my bed and it rotates and there is a mirror on the ceiling. i also have like 3 glade plugins that will shoot out fresh scents at random intervals throughout the day. what i do is i will pay this local restaurant to let me get some hickory or bourbon glaze and i'll get one of these lil tenderonis in that room and start working on them thighs and legs. by the time i bring the ham or farm-fresh turkey in, i have these hoes singing like mary j blige bros. but ya'll ain't ready for this level of game yet.