Smashed Tinder chick last night

[Dig]

Man I download this shyt one time. Spent a good five minutes swiping to the left

I dnt fukk with white girls I need them hood chicks

Breh I just swipe right. Sort it out later

 

[Pdiddy]

She's okay...pretty sure you are having fun.

 

[Dig]

Why she look preggie in that pic?

She was bigger than I anticipated
No preggers tho

 

[PimpHandStrong]

Breh I just swipe right. Sort it out later

Thirsty as hell

 

[Dig]

Is Drinking piss after a month long drought really a win?

I don't know

Least my throat got wet

 

[Dig]

Thirsty as hell

Ain't nobody got time to be particular and shyt. shyt was urgent lol.

 

[Dig]

what ethnicity is said girl

edit: Yall let this man have this shyt without throwing shade, yall know the feeling of being in a drought

Black to my surprise

 

[Dig]

Breh I don't think this was very thread worthy.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Least my throat got wet

 

[Vodun]

fukk what everybody else is saying what dat has looking like?

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

thats the type of chick you smash if you need your phone bill paid and some new jorns

good for you tho

 

[Mr Rager]

Getting dome from tinder chicks is just asking to catch something...

But congrats though...empty apartment lol damn!

 

[BedRoomI'z]

She needs more toothpaste because ain't shyt coming outta
that flat ass tube.

 

[Donald J Trump]

I know that nasty bytch thats the high school hoe that got checked out by the seniors on the football team, got a train ran on her, got nut all in her hair then got checked back in WITH nut in her weave

By lunchtime
All the diseases I heard she caught too

Damn OP lost

 

[BedRoomI'z]