Smashing an older broad....advice brehs????

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I got this 40 year old milf I want to smash but, it would be incredibly embarrassing if I misread the signs :patrice: Usually, I'm good at this. If it was a girl my age (20s) it would have been gucci. But she old enough to be my aunt or something, so I dont know. Im helping her out with her business. So yesterday we was at her crib alone for the afternoon. She changed into these shorts, my god :banderas: Instead of working, we ended up talking for hours, and she kept finding ways to be touchy. Any girl my age do that and I know what time it is but, I dont know...I could be reading all this shyt wrong :patrice: This chick knows my peoples too...
 

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tell her she's fine & you'd like to know her better while looking in them eyes
 

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keep the lights off

things get saggy after 30
 

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Since I've started rocking the baldy, I been fukking with older women....mostly upper 30s and one thing I've found out is that they aren't as different from mid 20s women as you would think. When I first started I was always trynna be professional and shyt like that, but in the end I was able to laugh and joke with them just like I would any female
 

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Since I've started rocking the baldy, I been fukking with older women....mostly upper 30s and one thing I've found out is that they aren't as different from mid 20s women as you would think. When I first started I was always trynna be professional and shyt like that, but in the end I was able to laugh and joke with them just like I would any female
young whore grow into old whores, shyt don't change but the skin.
 

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keep the lights off

things get saggy after 30
Trill shyt.


Just go for it breh. Older chicks want dikk even more than the young ones. And older girls are well aware of how men think. They know that by just being alone with you they are risking you making a move. and she came down in booty shorts? Smashout.

Just start by feeling her up a little bit as she walks away. See how she reacts. If shes mad then stop. If shes like amused or giggles go for the kill.
 

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Since I've started rocking the baldy, I been fukking with older women....mostly upper 30s and one thing I've found out is that they aren't as different from mid 20s women as you would think. When I first started I was always trynna be professional and shyt like that, but in the end I was able to laugh and joke with them just like I would any female

How you approach them though?

You not find it hard for them to take you seriously? I know it's all in the confidence but shyt breh...
 

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The bolded is what got me :patrice:

Breh I was fukking with some stripper who's like 30 and at the start she'd always hit me with the, "But I wanna settle down with someone, you're so young." Like she isn't a stripper :stopitslime:

She cracked eventually but wtf, I can't imagine going older with someone who aint a hoe that would be feeling inclined in that sense. shyt is confusing breh.
 

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How you approach them though?

You not find it hard for them to take you seriously? I know it's all in the confidence but shyt breh...

You thinking about it too much breh, just approach her just like you would any other female. If they're into it, everything will go well, and she'll probably make some jokes about you being young and shyt but that's a good thing. If she's not into it, you won't get much feedback.
 

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Breh I was fukking with some stripper who's like 30 and at the start she'd always hit me with the, "But I wanna settle down with someone, you're so young." Like she isn't a stripper :stopitslime:

She cracked eventually but wtf, I can't imagine going older with someone who aint a hoe that would be feeling inclined in that sense. shyt is confusing breh.

Shorty I'm helping is a professional black chick. She make bank. Got a decked out condo. She one of them broads that committed to her career, and now she got everything but, no man/family. I'm 26. Two checks away from broke. Haven't even finished my degree yet. But, she was acting like she wanted the pipe :patrice: I'm supposed to come over again thursday :patrice:
 

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Shorty I'm helping is a professional black chick. She make bank. Got a decked out condo. She one of them broads that committed to her career, and now she got everything but, no man/family. I'm 26. Two checks away from broke. Haven't even finished my degree yet. But, she was acting like she wanted the pipe :patrice: I'm supposed to come over again thursday :patrice:
In this case, I'd probably to milk out more than just cat. Get some money when the opportunity presents itself, friend.
 

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I fukked a plethora of older chicks. she is about that life and was enticing you. next time if she do just get flirtatious and touchy, feely. compliment her body. they need that shyt like air and water.
 

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Shorty I'm helping is a professional black chick. She make bank. Got a decked out condo. She one of them broads that committed to her career, and now she got everything but, no man/family. I'm 26. Two checks away from broke. Haven't even finished my degree yet. But, she was acting like she wanted the pipe :patrice: I'm supposed to come over again thursday :patrice:

No troll, no nothing but you should genuinely ask her out for a drink sometime.

If that trip takes you to her pants so be it.
 
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