Smashing Jumpoffs @ Your Place...

Atsym Sknyfs

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Nah.I aint payin for no hotel when I have an apt.Paying for hotels is for nikkas who live wit their parents or a bunch of roommates

Jump offs = chicks you just fukkin.They can come to your crib

Paying for hotels is also for us married guys ,.... I watch lifetime movie channel ...
 

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:aicmon: Hell nope. I'm bout to get into smashing married broads exclusively, so it's a hell naw for that too. No having my real cellphone number (burner on deck), not my real name, and I don't have any social networking profiles anymore either so :yeshrug:. Sh!t, I might even have to have fake licence plates in the trunk too :smugdraper:

Thought i was da only one that thought about getting fake plates:smugbiden:
 

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Don't shyt where you sleep. Your home is your place try to be lowkey as possible when you out there smashing jumpoffs. Chicks will set you up, they may pop up unexpected. Its always good to know where they stay but don't let them know where you lay.

Man, these dudes aint wanna hear
They'll learn though.
 

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:heh: nikka my girlfriend is 24, just got her masters, has 0 student loan debt, and is closing on her condo this year. My ex was in corporate finance, pushed a Porsche Cayenne that she bought cash, and bought her house at 22. My 3 previous jumpoffs all had college degrees, their own cars, and their own place to live. The 2 last broads I met 1 was a pharmacist making 90k/yr and the other was an IT consultant. All these chicks had all of their own shyt.

Again, it sounds like you enjoy dealing with broke bytches because they're impressed by you having a car and an apartment. I have no desire to fukk with chicks who have nothing to lose from getting me robbed or shot. There's plenty of middle to upper middle class chicks out here who got shyt going on for themselves. I'm 30 years old, and I can honestly say I've never dated a chick who didn't have her own car, money, and place to stay. NEVER

And please don't try to put extras on it breh, do you live in a gated community, or are you renting an apartment that happens to have a gate in the front :comeon:

this negga spewing so many ducktales in this post I dion't even know where to start. Master's degree with no loan ? :russ:

So, you were 19 year old smashing chicks with their own car and cribs that they already worked for ? :russ:

22 YEAR OLD IN FINANCE BOUGHT A PORSCHE CAYEENE CASH AND SHE ALSO BOUGHT A HOUSE ? :russ::russ::russ:

100K LEVEL ENTRY JOB HUH ? :russ:
 

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For you fellas in relationships, you better be careful...chicks always seem to leave stuff at your crib after a night of fun, sometimes in places that you might not pay attention to...but your significant other will. In my lifetime I have seen it all left at my crib...rings, earrings, makeup cases, panties, hair pins...

The worst might be hair left lying around...you go to take a dump and you look at the floor and see long ass hairs down there. One time I was flipping thru a magazine and found a couple long hairs right in the middle of it. I remember the chick from the night before had been reading it. I'm thinking, was she using it as a bookmark or something? :wtb:
 

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I'm not fukking a girl unless I've been on a date of substance with her at least once. Feel her out. My sexual urges can wait. Getting into a stupid/dangerous situation for a nut doesn't sound like playing with the odds in my favor.

And I'm a weirdo anyway. A girl just looking good is cool, but I wanna see where the mind is at. If the mind is on point, that makes her even sexier to me.
 

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Out here in my damn drawls
Thought i was da only one that thought about getting fake plates:smugbiden:

:blessed: These dudes think we playin' breh, but these females are relentless when they want to find us.

A friend of mine smashed a broad, went to take a shower in her bathroom and left his phone in the room with the jump :aicmon: :wow:. He wasn't returning her phone calls, so she showed up at one of his classes wit the :birdman: look

Come to find out she was trackin' this n!ggas movements 24/7 through Google maps latitude after she put the app on his phone without him knowing :krs: :russ:

We have to learn to become invisible in this digital age :smugfavre:. Try to stay off the main roads with the fake plates cuz the police run checks 24/7 :youngsabo:
 

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I'm not fukking a girl unless I've been on a date of substance with her at least once. Feel her out. My sexual urges can wait. Getting into a stupid/dangerous situation for a nut doesn't sound like playing with the odds in my favor.

And I'm a weirdo anyway. A girl just looking good is cool, but I wanna see where the mind is at. If the mind is on point, that makes her even sexier to me.

Man bytches can change quick fast. The only way to keep from being in drama is not to get involved with anyone period. And definitely don't cheat.
 

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this negga spewing so many ducktales in this post I dion't even know where to start. Master's degree with no loan ? :russ:

She gotta scholarship for undergrad, and paid for her masters program out of pocket. How is that so difficult to believe :leostare:?

So, you were 19 year old smashing chicks with their own car and cribs that they already worked for ? :russ:

Where did I say I was 19 :dwillhuh: I'm 30, will be 31 in a few months. I already said my age in this thread.

22 YEAR OLD IN FINANCE BOUGHT A PORSCHE CAYEENE CASH AND SHE ALSO BOUGHT A HOUSE ? :russ::russ::russ:

she didn't buy her cayeene at 22. She bought her house at 22, then bought a porche cayenne cash when she was 28. She's in corporate finance and has her own side hustle. She's 31 (will be 32 this year). She's always had bread though. She bought a Benz truck cash while we was together too (when she was 26-27. She hates debt even more than I do.

100K LEVEL ENTRY JOB HUH ? :russ:

Where the hell you get 100k entry level job from? I've been in my field for about 9 years. Nothing near entry level.

Not sure what to tell you breh. I guess it depends on the circle you run in. I gotta friend who's 27, own a 15k square foot mansion in the A, just copped a 2013 Jag, and owns about 50k in watches. He runs an investment company. Most of the people I interact with either work for themselves fulltime or have really high paying careers plus side hustles. If you actually take the time to find people who are entrepreneurs, it's not that difficult to run into people who are financially well off. Either way you right breh, it's all :duck:. I'm trying to impress people I've never met in real life.
 

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Not sure what to tell you breh. I guess it depends on the circle you run in. I gotta friend who's 27, own a 15k square foot mansion in the A, just copped a 2013 Jag, and owns about 50k in watches. He runs an investment company. Most of the people I interact with either work for themselves fulltime or have really high paying careers plus side hustles. If you actually take the time to find people who are entrepreneurs, it's not that difficult to run into people who are financially well off. Either way you right breh, it's all :duck:. I'm trying to impress people I've never met in real life.

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GOOD COMEBACK BREH BREH. ONE DAY I LL BE THERE TOO :win:
 

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GOOD COMEBACK BREH BREH. ONE DAY I LL BE THERE TOO :win:

Not really a comeback, just wanted to clarify my point. Like I tell everyone else, stay focused and have a plan. If you only have one income stream, :ufdup:

Get you at least 1 side hustle, and make it your focus to have money coming in from multiple sources. Also make sure to surround yourself with like minded people and to avoid broke nikkas and bum ass bytches. I had to throw my family in bushes because of it :birdman:
 

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:blessed: These dudes think we playin' breh, but these females are relentless when they want to find us.

A friend of mine smashed a broad, went to take a shower in her bathroom and left his phone in the room with the jump :aicmon: :wow:. He wasn't returning her phone calls, so she showed up at one of his classes wit the :birdman: look

Come to find out she was trackin' this n!ggas movements 24/7 through Google maps latitude after she put the app on his phone without him knowing :krs: :russ:

We have to learn to become invisible in this digital age :smugfavre:. Try to stay off the main roads with the fake plates cuz the police run checks 24/7 :youngsabo:
:scust:
 
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