Smashing your first dime slut will have your whole perspective messed up

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Def a humble brag, but I kinda half agree

It's not even about dimes though. We grew up thinking we had to treat ladies right and earn our way into into their hearts (panties).. The first time you realize hoes exist (dimes or not) you're just like :ohhh: changes your whole view
 

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sex is similar to sharing a meal to some

really if the establishment is pristine the ingredients are a1 and the chef is a genius i say enjoy

where many connect sex to a whole slew of negative shameful matters

some just enjoy it and continue to live without developing a bunch of fukked neurosis around it

dumpster diving vs. fine dining

nomnomnomnomnomnom

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Real shyt OP. Also fukks up your standards for women and major trust issues:yeshrug:
 

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Been there done that.

Was this waitress I worked with while bartending.
Now, this chica was finer than wine with a j-lo booty. But she been around the whole restaurant and I knew all the dudes she been with and worked back to back with a few of em...
So I always just looked and appreciated the beauty and kept it movin.
So two years go by and this new black chick comes in waitressing and I ignore her too just cause everyone else was sweatin her.
She notices me because I didn't try to run game on her and chats me up...we talk and start dating.
All of a sudden J-lo is showin interest in me at work, grabbin me up, hugging up on me every chance she gets, flirting with me at the drink pick-up window.
So eventually she steps it up and asks me what I would do if I could get her alone for 2 minutes.
I tell her I'd tongue her down and hold her tight...she says, "Prove it, meet me by the bathrooms in 5 mintues".
I'm like...:ohhh::shaq: and ask my homeboy to cover for me, I'm going to the bathroom.
So I head over to the bathrooms and post up by the phone in the corner. She shows up and immediately crushes me in the corner and kisses me down. I can feel her from mouth to crotch and I decided to go for it and grab on that big booty. It was more than my hand could handle and when I did she yelped and laughed out loud. We both cracked up and she ran out of the corner and I ran into the bathroom to adjust my hardon.

When I came back out and got back behind the bar she came over and smiled at me and asked me what I had planned for that night after work. I told her I didn't have any plans besides chilling at home and catching up on some cooking. So she asked if she could come over...
(I couldn't believe it...I just tongue kissed and felt up on one of the hottest women I've ever seen IN-MY-LIFE in ALL of NYC...and now she WANTS TO COME HOME WITH ME!!?)

I didn't know what to think...my mind was running all kinda scenarios thinking she was gonna rob me or have her boys show up and murder me or she got aids or who knows what. Eventually I said "I DON"T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" and told her my address and what time to show up.
So I told my girlfriend that I was gonna hang with my boys that night and I'd see her tomorrow at work and headed home to cook up a good meal and pick up some wine.

So I get home, make some chicken alfredo and asparagus and chill the bottle of wine when my doorbell goes off. I open the door and there she is...In tight jeans with her backpack lookin like a j-lo poster. I could see the guys across the street staring with their mouths open like :ohhh:....I ushered her in and stood at the door like :takedat::shaq: just makin em jealous.

So she comes in and we sit on the couch and talk. I offer her food and she declines and is sitting there twirling her hair talking to me and staring at my mouth when Im talking to her so I lean in to kiss her and she leans in too and our lips touched like a live wire!
I'll leave out the details but I will say that the backshots were GLORIOUS!!!
I wish I would have had a cellphone back in the 90's...that ass was beyond perfect and I never hit anything close to as magnificent as her since.

Her body was truly :mjcry: inspiring....

I still wonder to this day how I got so damn lucky.
 

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Nikka there are beautiful women doing porn and escorting and you think its beyond them to have a one night stand ?:mjlol:


Being beautiful aint gonna stop a chick from being loose, it just means its gonna be nikkas in a higher bracket with access to her.

But she still gon be getting passed around same way :francis:

Women doing porn = getting paid

Women smutting for nikkas in higher tax bracket = getting tricked on (or are drawn to the status aka they can say "I fukked Jay-Z back in the day")

Dimes that NBA players and rappers be simpin for smashing ME on short notice = :mindblown:

I aint got the juice like that breh. I'm just a regular nig. Like I said, shyt changed my whole perspective.
 

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Nah brobro first Bad bytch I first nighted told me she was a virgin and I was the first dude she felt comfortable having sex with
i've heard similar experiences before:jbhmm:

who really knows tho

its just better to assume they are all hoes tbh
 

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Nah brobro first Bad bytch I first nighted told me she was a virgin and I was the first dude she felt comfortable having sex with

Man don't tell me you fell for the...

"I normally don't do this but...":queen:**proceeds to go beast mode with the sloppy top**



...Routine:pachaha:
 

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Man don't tell me you fell for the...

"I normally don't do this but...":queen:**proceeds to go beast mode with the sloppy top**



...Routine:pachaha:
Yessir I fell all the way for it right down to the I never gave head but the bytch had a tongue ring and was a str8 head monster. In my mind I was like none of this shyt adding up but At the same time I had just met the bytch so I'm like why would she lie to me.
Even crazier I was actually in love with this chick for like the next month and a half bc I really thought I broke her virginity :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 
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I fukked a dyme slut the 1st time I got p*ssy and I came in her too. That p*ssy was juicy as hell.
 

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Yessir I fell all the way for it right down to the I never gave head but the bytch had a tongue ring and was a str8 head monster. In my mind I was like none of this shyt adding up but At the same time I had just met the bytch so I'm like why would she lie to me.
Even crazier I was actually in love with this chick for like the next month and a half bc I really thought I broke her virginity :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

:mjlol: oh yeah that tongue ring is an automatic sign.

It's all good though it happens to the best of us. At the end of the day you hit so you won bruh.
:myman:
 

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Emphasis on the words DIME and SLUT.

The first time you one night a bad ass chick with no effort will have you like

:ohhh:

You'll wonder if every girl is a hoe on the low.

You'll struggle to reconcile the fact that a girl so beautiful wouldn't value herself and would give you the p*ssy with ease.

:lupe:

All this time you thought you had to wine and dine hoes, have good conversation, etc. etc. You would expect this behavior out of a 7, hell maybe even an 8. But a DIME?!?! :mindblown:

Seriously brehs, imagine the baddest chick you know that you've been crushing on. Imagine her walking up to YOU, grabbing your dikk and saying "Come fukk me in the bathroom." Then imagine she swallows your kids. That whole experience will have you like :ohhh:

Long story short... If you've never fukked a dime slut, consider yourself lucky.

I saw this happen a lot in college.
 
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