smh @ grown men asking to use another man's phone

[TheBeigeBomber]

I let a nikka use my phone one time. Never again.

nikka must've scrolled my contacts and saw "wife" and wrote the # down.

Later that night, I'm chillin on the couch with my wife, and she gets a text that read "Is you happy?"

She showed me and said "I dont know who this is!"

I know it was him because he tried to talk to the supervisor's wife @ the company xmas party.

I hate some nikkaz

 

[Buckeye Fever]

When the wife comes to the job to bring you lunch and there's a nikka that overzealously asks "That's you, dawg?!"


I be like, "yeah, nikka"

 

[Boogie]

I let a nikka use my phone one time. Never again.

nikka must've scrolled my contacts and saw "wife" and wrote the # down.

Later that night, I'm chillin on the couch with my wife, and she gets a text that read "Is you happy?"

She showed me and said "I dont know who this is!"

I know it was him because he tried to talk to the supervisor's wife @ the company xmas party.

I hate some nikkaz

I was talking to this lil thot one time and my nikka asked to use my phone.

His thirsty ass got her number trying to be slick and ended up knocking her ass up

 

[Paper Boi]

also i guess it's different if it's your wife, but the only phone numbers i got memorized are numbers that been the same since like 2001 aka my mom's cell phone number.

i cant imagine having to memorize numbers in 2015.

 

[iBrowse]

Never ever ever trust nikkaz.

They are thirsty for p*ssy.

Yup

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I was talking to this lil thot one time and my nikka asked to use my phone.

His thirsty ass got her number trying to be slick and ended up knocking her ass up

He took that L

That shyt would be so funny. A chick you just tryna fukk, and he end up having to go to HR on some, "I wanna add my child to my insurance" shyt

 

[Collateral]

I know this is different from the topic but I hate nikkas that always ask for rides. I got this nikka at my job, son is 28, no whip, and he always begging for rides. Im like son, how you working 45 hours a week and cant save up for a little hooptie or something? nikkas got no dignity these days.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Yup

I need to be savin all these smilies lol

 

[iBrowse]

He took that L

That shyt would be so funny. A chick you just tryna fukk, and he end up having to go to HR on some, "I wanna add my child to my insurance" shyt

I'd walk up to him when he's adding his kid talmbout "ay dog, you wanna borrow my phone again? "

 

[Boogie]

He took that L

That shyt would be so funny. A chick you just tryna fukk, and he end up having to go to HR on some, "I wanna add my child to my insurance" shyt

They be going thru it too...every time he see me he like "I shoulda left that bytch alone."

 

[iBrowse]

I need to be savin all these smilies lol

you never know when you'll need them

 

[Buckeye Fever]

you never know when you'll need them

Oh shyt!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'd walk up to him when he's adding his kid talmbout "ay dog, you wanna borrow my phone again? "

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I know this is different from the topic but I hate nikkas that always ask for rides. I got this nikka at my job, son is 28, no whip, and he always begging for rides. Im like son, how you working 45 hours a week and cant save up for a little hooptie or something? nikkas got no dignity these days.

Back on sohh, nikkaz dissed me for talkin bad bout nikkaz like that.

They think just cuz we black, we gotta do everythang for black ppl.

fukk that

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Prolly took his phone with him to a stall now you got that shyt all up next ya mouth