Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
*20 years later*
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Snake chilling in the park and feeding pigeons*
Middle Aged Woman: Dad??
Snake: 
MAW: Omg it is you!!! What happened to you?? Why did you leave us??
Snake: 
MAW: What do you mean
? Mom was never the same after you left!! Uncle Raiden tried his....
*
Snake tries to activate stealth suit but it malfunctions*
MAW:
did you just try to activate the stealth suit??
*
Snake starts to panic. His heart starts to beats faster
and he suddenly drops
*
MAW:
Dad??....Daddy??!.....
!!!!!!......Snake?! SNAKE!!........SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!! 

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Snake chilling in the park and feeding pigeons*Middle Aged Woman: Dad??
Snake: 
MAW: Omg it is you!!! What happened to you?? Why did you leave us??
Snake: 
MAW: What do you mean
? Mom was never the same after you left!! Uncle Raiden tried his....*
Snake tries to activate stealth suit but it malfunctions*MAW:
did you just try to activate the stealth suit??*
Snake starts to panic. His heart starts to beats faster
*MAW:
Dad??....Daddy??!.....
!!!!!!......Snake?! SNAKE!!........SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!! 

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You're in the game 
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Snake?! Snake!!... SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!
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