Basketball. Semi-pro for now.

it's dumb as hell when your close friends can only tell you certain shyt if you're following them on their social media page , let alone snapchat.
Fam...

The same dude I mentioned earlier went home for the holidays and on the day he came back, he Snapchat everyone for a ride...
From an airport 3 hours away (Even though we had a local-but smaller-airport 10 minutes away).
I don't have a snapchat, nor did he text or call me (or do the smart thing and
ask ahead of time); so I didn't get his message.
Ends up waiting at the airport for 6 hours til he decides to call me at 11 at night.
I end up getting him... At 2:30 in the morning... Driving across state lines... As a black man in the South.
And had the nerve to complain why it took so long and why he had to spot me gas money.
Not only at the parties but everywhere, and they will snapchat people who don't want to be on that shyt, feeling like paparrazzi is trying to bother you
Half my team was on that bullshyt...
Had to live in apartments w/ my teammates... Drew the short straw and stayed the living room... So whenever they would have their drunken college "parties," I'd be trying to read or listen to music... And this is what they would do:
Teammate: I'm out here, living and loving life... *looks at me* here's my man Shaktus, reading something... *shoves camera phone in my face and knocks my book out my hand* say something for Da Snap, Shaktus...
Me: *sighs*
Teammate: You need to stop being so anti-social and fukk wit us... WE LIT!
After the 1st month, I gave up and went to the bar up the street just to get away from the noise and narcissism... Ended up never having to pay for a drink there because I had a good rapport with the bartenders and owner. Never knew whiskey and Mountain Dew tasted so good...

*Sidenote: Why do I see some variation of the phrase "Live, laugh, life" on EVERY. bytch'S. TINDER ACCOUNT.
How unoriginal can you fukking be?
Let me guess, you're also a nurse/fashion designer, do crossfit, and your pastimes are whskey/wine drinking and binge watching shows on Netflix?
