Snapple has to be banned

[El_Mero_Mero]

This is hysterical cause I've worked on and off with Snapple for the past few years. Sadly, I can't show these to my boss cause he wouldn't get the humor, but y'all got me dyin' over here.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Who knew a juice drink could kill the coli alias game

 

[Chief]

I have a stickyed theard

 

[Ooh Marty]

Naw breh this is Snapple's thread, ure just hatin in it

 

[Chief]

Naw breh this is Snapple's thread, ure just hatin in it

I started it I don't care why it went this big my name is on the thread

 

[AriZona]

fukk you Snapple, Arizona killing the game right now
99 cent cans rain parades over your frame bytch

 

[Ooh Marty]

 

[Chief]

I wonder what is the sticky criteria

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Snapple and the threadstarter Cheif have similarities. We're both fruity and we both have a glass jaw.

 

[NigerianDonDada]

 

[JoelB]

Snapple fact: Your mom, grandmom, current girl and all ya ex girlfriends have held my 6 1/2 inches in their hands, put my top in their mouths and swallowed all of my liquids till I was empty. Your future daughters will all do the same.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yLESK3oLZP

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

did I just miss? I'ma go buy a strawberry kiwi Snapple whenever I go on my scooby snack run.

 

[Sierra Mist]

what happened to Hawaiian Punch?

 

[Danny Tanner]

I stay keeping it warm.

Thanks for the ether

Looks like someone could use a hug ...Whadaya say ah? Ah?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

^ I'm literally....