Snapple has to be banned

[puppetmaster]

Real f'n talk. I'd actually pay money to read some of you cats writings and random thoughts. There are some straight up gifted comedians on this site thread was NOT what I expected

Snapple fact: Your mom, grandmom, current girl and all ya ex girlfriends have held my 6 1/2 inches in their hands, put my top in their mouths and swallowed all of my liquids till I was empty. Your future daughters will all do the same.

I can't man. ..



-P-

 

[Lord Beasley]

yo real talk, this shyt could go viral.

Maybe it would spark a lawsuit/cease and desist.....maybe both companies would experience an increase in revenue and take to twitter with their appreciation who knows...

 

[Ohene]

Snapple and the threadstarter Cheif have similarities. We're both fruity and we both have a glass jaw.

 

[Wiirdo]

Snapple the GOAT

 

[Yinny]

Awesome, this thread is.

 

[Roadie pipeher]

classic status..

 

[Steve Piffler]

Snapple and the threadstarter Cheif have similarities. We're both fruity and we both have a glass jaw.

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

yo real talk, this shyt could go viral.

Maybe it would spark a lawsuit/cease and desist.....maybe both companies would experience an increase in revenue and take to twitter with their appreciation who knows...

its a great thread, but

nikkas be feelin themselves a little too much sometimes

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Snapple and the threadstarter Cheif have similarities. We're both fruity and we both have a glass jaw.

 

[Snapple]

This thread is still breathing?

Its only business nothing personal. But I hate your name.

what happened to Hawaiian Punch?

SMH. I just went to your repuation and left you something that resembles a see thru Hawaiian Punch juice box.

 

[Ooh Marty]

This thread is still breathing?









Its only business nothing personal. But I hate your name.









SMH. I just went to your repuation and left you something that resembles a see thru Hawaiian Punch juice box.

Snapple GOAT!!!!

 

[Sierra Mist]

This thread is still breathing?









Its only business nothing personal. But I hate your name.









SMH. I just went to your repuation and left you something that resembles a see thru Hawaiian Punch juice box.

I love juice boxes!!

 

[Snapple]

what happened to them snapple apples?

When they mad cold, that first sip taste like biting into a fresh apple

snapple you fukked up discontinuing go bananas
and snapple water grape pomegranate so

write a letter to your congressman because 'Snapple Apple' and 'Go Bananas' are still on the market in numerous locations. Blame your city not me.

 

[Snapple]

At least we didn't need a fat jewish woman to promote sales when we first came out.
Your company was built on a Jew.

Just so you know the history, the legendary, "King Of All Media" Howard Stern was promting us way before ol girl. O yeah..and um...When you can actually afford commercial time on TV, holla at ya boy.

 

[Plexxx]

Snapple and the threadstarter Cheif have similarities. We're both fruity and we both have a glass jaw.