Snowtime no showtime, it’s a coke wave like the 80s oww: Your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers 2025-26 Regular Season Thread

[jaydawg08]

They panicking, meanwhile I'm just enjoying counting down the games we have left with they Daddy. Only about 70ish left

you’re gonna be disappointed because Lebron is signing back with this team on a heavy discount next offseason, in order to resign Austin and DA

That appears to be the plan and always was

 

[madness]

lol victory lap? Now you’re just typing words that don’t make sense. Literally stated that this team is winning despite the issues and kinks they need to work out.

I’m incredibly happy that they are winning due to the duo of Reave and Luka, they both are All Star level guys. I know that this team isn’t gonna get to where they want without LeBron tho, so working him in is important.. him getting into game shape and finding a way to balance the 3 is key

Fake Laker fans aka Kobe stans will never root for the Lakers to win as long as Lebron is on the roster. They keep telling you this, so I don’t know why you don’t want to believe them lol. Their nightmare scenario is him adding ring #5 (and tying their hero) to his resume in a Laker uniform before he retires, that’s why they’re desperately cooking up crackhead trade scenarios to ship him back to Cleveland asap

Since nobody else seems to want to point out the obvious around here, guess I’ll do it

 

[360Waves]

LeBron has a monster game = selfish, stat padding, “Bron ball”, ego, won’t give the team up to Luka

LeBron has a bad game = washed, sassy, intentionally sabotaging the team

LeBron has a regular third option game = carried

LeBron doesn’t play (no matter how real the injury is) = petty, vindictive, jealous of Luka

So basically, there is no scenario where LeBron can win

Kobe Stans so mentally fried they don’t even realize how easy they are to predict. You can read back the last 500 pages of this thread and the theory holds true every single time

 

[madness]

LeBron has a monster game = selfish, stat padding, “Bron ball”, ego, won’t give the team up to Luka

LeBron has a bad game = washed, sassy, intentionally sabotaging the team

LeBron has a regular third option game = carried

LeBron doesn’t play (no matter how real the injury is) = petty, vindictive, jealous of Luka

So basically, there is no scenario where LeBron can win

Kobe Stans so mentally fried they don’t even realize how easy they are to predict. You can read back the last 500 pages of this thread and the theory holds true every single time

You forgot these disingenuous fakkits pulled out the “who cares if Lebron has a monster game, he has terrible +/-” talking point…take a look at last nights box score and you’ll why they’re suddenly quiet about +/-

 

[CantStop]

lol victory lap? Now you’re just typing words that don’t make sense. Literally stated that this team is winning despite the issues and kinks they need to work out.

I’m incredibly happy that they are winning due to the duo of Reave and Luka, they both are All Star level guys. I know that this team isn’t gonna get to where they want without LeBron tho, so working him in is important.. him getting into game shape and finding a way to balance the 3 is key

This would mean something if you afforded Luka the same grace last year when he got traded. Luka was coming off an injury and was blindsided getting traded when he didn't want to and all you did was criticize him.

 

[CantStop]

They panicking, meanwhile I'm just enjoying counting down the games we have left with they Daddy. Only about 70ish left

I might be more emotional than bean’s last game. For different reasons of course.

 

[10bandz]

Embarrassing, this why JJ never gonna be shyt as long as Bron around. Somebody like Riley woulda slapped the toupee off his head

And of course the groupies ignored it so they can type deranged paragraphs about “kobe Stan’s”

 

[CantStop]

LeBron has a monster game = selfish, stat padding, “Bron ball”, ego, won’t give the team up to Luka

LeBron has a bad game = washed, sassy, intentionally sabotaging the team

LeBron has a regular third option game = carried

LeBron doesn’t play (no matter how real the injury is) = petty, vindictive, jealous of Luka

So basically, there is no scenario where LeBron can win

Kobe Stans so mentally fried they don’t even realize how easy they are to predict. You can read back the last 500 pages of this thread and the theory holds true every single time

When did he have a monster game? Making up scenarios while we deal with reality. But then again a monster game for LeWhydonttheyloveme is 12 points nowadays

 

[360Waves]

You forgot these disingenuous fakkits pulled out the “who cares if Lebron has a monster game, he has terrible +/-” talking point…take a look at last nights box score and you’ll why they’re suddenly quiet about +/-

LeBron was a +18 to Luka’s +9 vs Clippers.
+13 to his +15 vs Mavs.
-6 to his -25 () vs Suns

So basically in their last 3 games together Brons net rating is +25 to Luka’s -1.

Notice that stupid Somali fakkit @10shillingz hasn’t had a word to say about on/off in over a week

 

[10bandz]

When did he have a monster game? Making up scenarios while we deal with reality. But then again a monster game for LeWhydonttheylove is 12 points nowadays

A monster game now is any game he doesn’t end up a net negative

 

[10bandz]

you’re gonna be disappointed because Lebron is signing back with this team on a heavy discount next offseason, in order to resign Austin and DA

That appears to be the plan and always was

 

[10bandz]

https://twitter.com/DuaneRankin/status/1995743867396887027

"I'm a competitor man. I don't really like the smiling, the giggling and all that. Just letting him know I'm here and I'm still rising." Dillon Brooks on his interaction with LeBron James in Suns 125-108 win over Lakers.

"He likes people that bow down. I don't bow down. That either entices him or it aggravates him, either or."

Everyone knows Bron thrives off groupie shyt

 

[360Waves]

When did he have a monster game? Making up scenarios while we deal with reality. But then again a monster game for LeWhydonttheylove is 12 points nowadays

You’re being intentionally obtuse but I’m referring to since the Luka trade happened last season. And while a monster game hasn’t happened yet this season the point still stands because you guys were deliberately praying for him to not come back and steal Reaves’ shine, which indirectly implies that he’d be putting up big numbers. I been doing this a long time nikka you gonna have to come with more

 

[madness]

LeBron was a +18 to Luka’s +9 vs Clippers.
+13 to his +15 vs Mavs.
-6 to his -25 () vs Suns

So basically in their last 3 games together Brons net rating is +25 to Luka’s -1.

Notice that stupid Somali fakkit @10shillingz hasn’t had a word to say about on/off in over a week

be careful, that Somali Karen is gonna fire off PMs to the mods and try to get you bushed

 

[jaydawg08]

This would mean something if you afforded Luka the same grace last year when he got traded. Luka was coming off an injury and was blindsided getting traded when he didn't want to and all you did was criticize him.

Nah I saw the issues with Luka which were apathy towards taking care of his body. He was fat and out of shape, now he’s not.. he fixed the issue I had with hm, at least mitigated it