So a chick calls my work phone out of the blue...

[Steve Piffler]

me: *answers phone* Steve Piff, can i help you?
her: hey. you know who this is?
me: uh...no.
her: i work downstairs on the second floor.
me: ok.....what can i help you with?
her: your co-worker gave me your extension. i see you all the time and i wanted to talk to you instead of just looking when you walk by.
me: ok. what's your name?
*she tells me her name, and then it hits me who she is*
me:
*then we make small talk for a few minutes*
her: so do you have any kids?
me: yeah. 1. what about you?
her: i have 4.
me:
her: they all by the same baby daddy, before you go thinking i'm a hoe or something.
me: why would i think that? were you married to him or something?
her: no.
me: (but i'm still gonna try to smash )

she's FINE AS HELL and she's a nurse manager ($$$$), but jumpoff material, for real....

 

[Sad Bunny]

Pics?

and props on a new chick

I need something local

 

[Silkk]

Take That L Fam

 

[Ricky Church]

no pics? and she sound like trouble.

 

[Will Ross]

4 kids never married

 

[Steve Piffler]

i'm just trying to build my jumpoff roster. i really couldn't possibly care less how many kids she has. her having 4 kids just tells me that she likes to fukk...

 

[Silver Surfer]

working with fine females..I miss them days....

 

[Steve Piffler]

no pics? and she sound like trouble.

stand by homie. i only talked to her on the phone. i haven't had a chance to go downstairs and politic face to face....i'll try to sneak one....

 

[Ricky Church]

stand by homie. i only talked to her on the phone. i haven't had a chance to go downstairs and politic face to face....i'll try to sneak one....

make it happen chief

 

[Classy X]

Companies be recording phone calls, becareful.

 

[Classy X]

her: i have 4.
me:
her: they all by the same baby daddy, before you go thinking i'm a hoe or something.

Ya know, I never understood having a bunch of kids with somebody and the two people never get married.

 

[DaRealness]

I wouldn't even bother getting involved, neither would I trust her. She needs to just focus on her work and keep it moving.

"Thanks, but no thanks".

 

[CJ]

Strap up every time with this one.

 

[nalej]

stand by homie. i only talked to her on the phone. i haven't had a chance to go downstairs and politic face to face....i'll try to sneak one....

you got some daps awaiting you

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i hope this conversation didn't really happen. like, she was trying to prove she wasn't a hoe within the conversation. that's how you know you don't want to fukk with her...