So a chick tried to trap me the other day.Op.Trolling thunder pg4

[FAH1223]

Nah, just gonna keep close tabs on her life while rubbing in how awesome mines is. I might even "befriend" the dude whose the real dad and take some pictures of us popping bottles and pouring champagne on random chicks then post them where she can see them. Then show up when shes at her lowest point and be like "Look at me queen!......You can't hustle a hustler.Now you have my permission to die."

I casually put on my facebook today, "I can't wait to have kids, I'm would be an awesome dad,I'm so ready."
She probably read it like

Tomorrow I might text her something along the lines of "enough of the B.S. I'm at the point in my life where I want to be serious about my future. I want to settle down and have a family. I've had my fun,yadda,yadda,yadda.." Then when she responds hit her with "oops,wrong person, disregard that text"

Use the smileys on your texts to her.

 

[CentricTongues]

It's sad when young females see this as the only come up in the world as if there isn't other options that don't tear apart less lives. Tunnel vision man smh

 

[L&HH]

This thread is classic.
My coworker told me he was spending money on a baby for almost a year until the babies mom confessed that he was not the the father, she felt bad so she owned up to it. The look on his face was horrible when he told me because he loved the baby and he thought it was his son, but had to take the L and just walk away. Worst thing is that all her family knew and just saw him as a succa.

I really appreciate yall sharing these stories. Im young about to get my degree next year and could damn well been food to some of these bytches for situations like this. And I would have been none the wiser. Is this shyt really that prevalent? Im gonna have to watch how I move out here

@Ghostface Trillah did that, so hopefully you wont have to go through that

 

[Turbulent]

Nah, just gonna keep close tabs on her life while rubbing in how awesome mines is. I might even "befriend" the dude whose the real dad and take some pictures of us popping bottles and pouring champagne on random chicks then post them where she can see them. Then show up when shes at her lowest point and be like "Look at me queen!......You can't hustle a hustler.Now you have my permission to die."

I casually put on my facebook today, "I can't wait to have kids, I'm would be an awesome dad,I'm so ready."
She probably read it like

Tomorrow I might text her something along the lines of "enough of the B.S. I'm at the point in my life where I want to be serious about my future. I want to settle down and have a family. I've had my fun,yadda,yadda,yadda.." Then when she responds hit her with "oops,wrong person, disregard that text"

 

[JasonSJackson]

can we get a pic sir?

I mean got dam.........u already said her and broke wayne got a facebook page

 

[JasonSJackson]

also.........lol @ egg cettra

 

[JasonSJackson]

You my friend have been blessed with a beautiful situation. You say she's quite hot (those start of pregnancy boobs are no joke), well you have two options- the short game and the long game.
You accept her round your house, you slap those tittay meats around... bite that neck, gently choke her and all that sort of stuff. I mean if you want you could turn into a filthy degenerate. Anything goes, she's trying to trap you so she'll turn nothing down... piss on her belly she'll say nothing. You're blessed you have free reign. And then once your done, she'll start making plans, talking about the future... BAM punch that bytch in the stomach, put her on blast and tell her never to fukk with a super villain like you.

Or the long game.... but that's only for the truly depraved and evil. I shall not speaketh it's name for fear the idea might take root and corrupt my tender mind.

lol.......this is hilarious

my thoughts on the situation........

i mean, shes pregnant (so u cant get her preggo), you claim she's fine, she's throwing the draws at u..........i mean, what more do u want?

sloppy seconds behind some dirty nikka aint the buisness tho and is liable to leave u with a gift that keeps on giving and she'll obviously be pressuring u to raw dog so..........

but she must really take u as a gump tho to try to pull this move on u............id be so offended id feel obligated to
"u lookin for a nikka.............nikka here now!" her.

but do u what u feel homie.......dont let one of these posts get u to actin out of character........

cause only thing thatll happen in the end is something happening to u and us "lol"ing about it

 

[Monoblock]

This site is tripping so im not sure if i actually quoted Ghostface but this is intended for him
I actually saw the baby on her Facebook page along with the guy and he looked miserable but he was holding the baby and saying it was his daughter but who knows. She actually tried to called me last month but I refused to pick up.she sent a text talking how shes probably the last person I want to hear from and that she been thinking about me...the nerve of these brawds

 

[Son Of God]

This thread should be stickied.

Could definitely save a brother or two from sudden distress.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

lol.......this is hilarious

my thoughts on the situation........

i mean, shes pregnant (so u cant get her preggo), you claim she's fine, she's throwing the draws at u..........i mean, what more do u want?

sloppy seconds behind some dirty nikka aint the buisness tho and is liable to leave u with a gift that keeps on giving and she'll obviously be pressuring u to raw dog so..........

but she must really take u as a gump tho to try to pull this move on u............id be so offended id feel obligated to
"u lookin for a nikka.............nikka here now!" her.

but do u what u feel homie.......dont let one of these posts get u to actin out of character........

cause only thing thatll happen in the end is something happening to u and us "lol"ing about it

I was so tempted to hit her with the "Since you love hood shyt so much, let me introduce you to the time honored tradition of having your girl cousins fukk up a girl you have problems with"...but I don't want her to try and lose the baby

 

[JasonSJackson]

I was so tempted to hit her with the "Since you love hood shyt so much, let me introduce you to the time honored tradition of having your girl cousins fukk up a girl you have problems with"...but I don't want her to try and lose the baby

lol.....nah man, a good skeeting is all is all u need to do to ether her.........

shoot the first one outside of her (her face?) so shes forced to give u a second round lol

 

[Malik]

Hasn't happened to me. I'm a broke college nikka, I have nothing to offer

One of my close friends had something similar happen a few years ago. Some girl he had rocked with back in HS got back in touch with him. He hadn't rocked with ole girl since 12th, 11th grade and she was hitting him up....wanting him to fukk. My boy had a girlfriend, he was living with her, things were serious between them. (They just got married this past spring ) He wasn't tryna creep. So he was like nah My boy told me she was mad aggressive, mad persistent. Saying she messed up, she missed him and wished they worked out. Come find out a few weeks later, that girl was a month or so pregnant at that point My boy called me like

 

[3rdLetter]

Let life her

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Nah, just gonna keep close tabs on her life while rubbing in how awesome mines is. I might even "befriend" the dude whose the real dad and take some pictures of us popping bottles and pouring champagne on random chicks then post them where she can see them. Then show up when shes at her lowest point and be like "Look at me queen!......You can't hustle a hustler.Now you have my permission to die."

I casually put on my facebook today, "I can't wait to have kids, I'm would be an awesome dad,I'm so ready."
She probably read it like

Tomorrow I might text her something along the lines of "enough of the B.S. I'm at the point in my life where I want to be serious about my future. I want to settle down and have a family. I've had my fun,yadda,yadda,yadda.." Then when she responds hit her with "oops,wrong person, disregard that text"

this is diabolically perfect

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

cant believe what im reading. these bytches really trying game like this, ruining nikkas lives

happy for you that you dodged that bullet bruh.

i say at least fukk her once then just laugh when she tries that pregnant shyt