So brehs, no thread on this viral Chase Bank glitch that nikkas was eating off of?

[reserved_one]

I have a chase account and I had no idea this shyt was happening until after the fact. I’m glad that I’m more smarter than these stupid crash out scammers.

Imagine being 40k in the hole in a matter of hours just like that because you got desperate Smh. I’m having a hard time right now but nah…..fukk that. The risk ain’t worth it and you’re gonna get caught.

 

[Elim Garak]

this reminds me of when you idiots were scamming uber eats


there is no such thing as free money glitch, you are committing fraud

Idk about all that.

 

[Yinny]

I’m very confused. Is this a hoax?

The ATMs have a daily limit and it’s not like they wouldn’t investigate and correct and press charges after reconciling whenever it fixed. I’m not sure exactly what people were doing

 

[Chrishaune]

If you were leaving America permanently 40k cash would be a good start if you found a way to take the cash with you not that it mattered but dudes couldn't even keep their mouth closed for 5 minutes cozy lol just n***a s***​

You can't take more than $10k overseas on you, and you won't likely be able to access your local bank account in another country.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

i had to deposit a big check last month, because of the amount it took a week and a half to clear. Even the smallest amount they'd let me get out of that took like 3-4 days. I'm not even with Chase but i'm sure all banks operate like that.

 

[Dzali OG]

Messing with money...the govt money...is prosected tougher than violent crimes like murder sometime.

One thing stuck with me my momma taught is "Don't bother other people's money".

 

[O.Red]

How would you even open a fake bank account without being charged for bank fraud?

I was about to say, wtf is that and how do you get one

They gon let you open up a bank account after you give them a fake SSN

Y'all are missing it.

When I say burner accounts it's about having available, workable identities. Those identities are then used to open and use accounts

There's all kinds of ways to get SS numbers. Hell you can pay a homeless person for theirs and eat if their credit is clean

Y'all in here with jokes but some of y'all are a lost phone away from being a burner account yourself How many of you have pictures of your IDs in your phone right now? How many have your bank and personal info on autofill? Some of y'all don't even have a lock screen

Also regarding banks there's the fact that some banks let you create accounts online, so hypothetically in a situation like this you could take advantage of the scam and hit a lick if you already have an available identity ready

this post is in no way promoting or encouraging fraud or identity theft. Be vigilant brehs

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Y'all are missing it.

When I say burner accounts it's about having available, workable identities. Those identities are then used to open and use accounts

There's all kinds of ways to get SS numbers. He'll you can pay a homeless person for theirs and eat of their credit is clean

Y'all in here with jokes but some of y'all are a lost phone away from being a burner account yourself How many of you have pictures of your IDs in your phone right now? How many have your bank info on autofill?

Also regarding banks there's the fact that some banks let you create accounts online, so hypothetically in a situation like this you could take advantage of the scam and hit a lick of you already have an available identity ready

this posy is in now what promoting or encouraging fraud or identity theft. Be vigilant brehs

You keep saying 'burner accounts'....

Thats not a 'burner account'. That is just identity theft...you're talking about a federal crime like it's an online alias. You can get 15 years in prison for that shyt...and you're talking like "oh just get a burner account" like its a new gmail account . LMFAO @ a homeless person's "clean credit"

 

[Jay Kast]

So basically you need a runner to go open a bank account for you with fake IDs or someone who already has one they aren’t using


Makes sense, I may or may not have a brother who’s into that kinda stuff

That's what I was thinking too. Just use someone else's identity.

Shades and a covid mask and use public transportation.

 

[O.Red]

You keep saying 'burner accounts'....

Thats not a 'burner account'. That is just identity theft...you're talking about a federal crime like it's an online alias. You can get 15 years in prison for that shyt...and you're talking like "oh just get a burner account" like its a new gmail account . LMFAO @ a homeless person's "clean credit"

I already said it was identity theft you nitpicking for no reason. When have you ever heard the word burner used to refer to anything legal?

No shyt you can get 15 years nikka what's your point?. This entire thread is about bank fraud

And homeless people with good credit exist

 

[boogers]

Wait a second— nikkas REALLY did this?! That ain’t a fukking glitch; that’s FRAUD!



Yo TELL ME this wasn’t really spread on Tiktok?!


I rarely use this term, but this is literally retarded.

you should use the word more often. i use it all the time. the euphemism treadmill is guilty white bullshyt.

its not like people are going to stop acting retarded if we dont use the word.

theres retarded people all around. theres probably one in my post....

Flip the money and you good

 

[Majestyx]

So the first person that did this shyt was fake.. but people thought they could actually do this and now they fukked….


Internet bout to turn back the clock to survival of the fittest for some people.

 

[Easy-E]

lmfao you think you can have a 'burner account' at a motherfukking BANK?

yall just say ANYTHING

Exactly

Like it's a burner email to get a free trial at Netflix

 

[NZA]

Why are they passing the card mouth to mouth?
Why would you record yourself knowingly committing fraud?
Why would you do it with your own account?
Why would you find something like this and broadcast it to the whole world?
Why did they think this wouldn't have any consequences?

they do it mouth-to-mouth to prepare themselves for prison activities

 

[Big Boda]

Chase execs about to eat the finest steak, lobster, caviar and shark off those private prison kickbacks from this "viral glitch"

Anything to finesse young strugglers into prison rather than producing justice and equity that would bring more wealth and prosperity to America in the long run