So brehs really grew up thinkin a fat cac in a red suit was coming down their chimney

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I never seen a chimney in real life

Word, they are very rare down in the deep south, especially in urban centers. My folks started saying he could fit through keyholes and I knew they were fukking lying but in our house when you stop believing in Santa you stop getting gifts soooo, I was 16-17 still keeping the charade up lol

 

[Zero]

I knew what the deal was when I realized we had no chimney

 

[Miles Davis]

Anybody ever stumble upon the stash of gifts your parents hid?

Yea and they took them shyts back, found the N64 and they returned it with the quickness

They got a PS1 afterwards instead.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I wasn't questioning shyt since a lot of what I asked for was on that floor in the morning

 

[Geek Nasty]

Some of you going to get jack shyt from Santa talking all this smack

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I knew what the deal was when I realized we had no chimney

That's because Santa has a super special magical key that can open any door in the whole wide world when a house doesn't have a chimney...

 

[Mac Brown]

My momma told me it was a nikka who lived off Yellowstone. He would drive up in a red drop top slab with toys.


True shyt. to my momma.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

I remember the day when I stop believing. It was around age 7 or 8, felt like I was being hoodwinked

Still got the gifts though

No harm in having a imagination. Let the kids live.

 

[richaveli83]

My mom never taught about Santa. From the time I could comprehend I knew it was my mom who bought my Christmas gifts.

 

[Moody]

Every Christian breh I grew up with knew the deal and accidentally ruined Santa for white kids.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Hey at least you didn't grow up in the former Yugoslavia and have to deal with shyt like this being considered 'normal' Straight up nightmare fuel

is that u cool cac breh?

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Not surprising. Millions of black people worldwide believe a white man is our savior.

/Thread

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Some of you going to get jack shyt from Santa talking all this smack

Kiss my mistletoe!!!
Lol classic movie and I always said you not a true Hip Hop head if you never saw it.

 

[Brock Landers]

is that u cool cac breh?

Thankfully not, but scenes like this were common in Yugoslavia under Tito, due to his belief of nationalism/patriotism over religious identity.

 

[Ziggiy]

My dad didn’t play that Santa bullshyt. He told all of us when we were like 6 that santa was our parents.

I remember getting in trouble in first grade for telling all of these idiot Cac kids that there was no Santa. I got in TROUBLE literally for telling these little snots that a myth was a myth


My pops also had us celebrating Kwanzaa right along with Christmas too. My pops was a REAL one and i miss him