So, Can Beyoncé Read?(Poll Added)

[UpAndComing]

Got the dumbest chick in the game wearin my chain


--- Jay - Z

 

[Rekkapryde]

She's reading lyrics off paper here.

Neg

Fam, look at these lyrics. This ain't some literary masterpiece



TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT

EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT
IN THE CLOSET THAT’S MY STUFF
YES, IF I BOUGHT IT, PLEASE DON’T TOUCH
AND KEEP TALKING THAT MESS THAT’S FINE
BUT COULD YOU WALK AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME
AND, IT’S MY NAME THAT’S ON THAT JAG
SO COME MOVE YOUR BAGS, LET ME CALL YOU A CAB

STANDING IN THE FRONT YARD
TELLIN’ ME, HOW I’M SUCH A FOOL
TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, I’LL NEVER EVER FIND A MAN LIKE YOU
YOU GOT ME TWISTED

YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BABY
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
SO DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

SO GO AHEAD AND GET GONE
CALL UP THAT CHICK AND SEE IF SHE’S HOME
OOPS, I BET YOU THOUGHT, THAT I DIDN’T KNOW
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS PUTTING YOU OUT FOR
BECAUSE YOU WAS UNTRUE
ROLLIN’ HER AROUND IN THE CAR THAT I BOUGHT YOU
BABY DROP THEM KEYS
HURRY UP BEFORE YOUR TAXI LEAVES

STANDING IN THE FRONT YARD
TELLIN’ ME, HOW I’M SUCH A FOOL
TALKIN’ BOUT, I’LL NEVER EVER FIND A MAN LIKE YOU
YOU GOT ME TWISTED

YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BABY
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
SO DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

SO SINCE I’M NOT YOUR EVERYTHING
HOW ABOUT I’LL BE NOTHING
NOTHING AT ALL TO YOU
BABY I WON’T SHED A TEAR FOR YOU
I WON’T LOSE A WINK OF SLEEP
‘CAUSE THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS
REPLACING YOU IS SO EASY

TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BABY
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
SO DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING (BABY)
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER U IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE
YOU CAN PACK ALL YOUR BAGS
WE’RE FINISHED
‘CAUSE YOU MADE YOUR BED
NOW LAY IN IT
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

 

[Cadillac]

no emotion at all in that Nala clip.

 

[Kaypain]

This reboot has lost all of the charm the original had just like the Jungle Book film. The CGI looks cheap too.

 

[Big Boss]

People been saying she’s a airhead for YEARS





Why you think she doesn’t do interviews anymore

Just realized she really don't that many interviews

 

[Payroll]

They fukked up a classic

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

I meant you can tell motion capture wasn't used much and the backgrounds feels fake.

You do know that the quality of CGI has changed in the past 10 years and for the worse.

 

[dem bath salts]

shoulda let the guy who played scar from the first one play it again.. if it aint broke dont fix it


director is a fukkin twit for some of his choices

He died a few years ago.

Alan Rickman, a fukking legend

 

[Cat piss martini]

dont know but she has alot of money to (COUNT)

 

[Taadow]

I don't know for certain...but I do know this:

In an article in The Source they spelled her name as "Biancay", and she never said anything.
Do with that info what you will.

 

[parallax]

He died a few years ago.

Alan Rickman, a fukking legend

wrong gruber brother. jeremy irons was scar

 

[SheWantTheD]

People been saying she’s a airhead for YEARS





Why you think she doesn’t do interviews anymore

Doesn't mean she's an airhead.

She gave an extremely politically correct answer.

 

[SheWantTheD]

I think she can read but not on a college level. She spent her youth perfecting singing and dancing which is a different type of intelligence. She didn't need to be a strong student. Now she coulda went back years later to get more education but if it wasn't a goal of hers I don't blame her.

Right but what is reading at a college level anyways? Lots of people graduate college with mediocre reading comprehension.

Being able to read and understand scholarly articles that use jargon specific to certain industries is really only useful to those in that industry or somehow connected to said industries.

How many people can read and truly understand lengthy contracts written by lawyers? You pay people to do the specialized stuff.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Fam, look at these lyrics. This ain't some literary masterpiece



TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT

EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT
IN THE CLOSET THAT’S MY STUFF
YES, IF I BOUGHT IT, PLEASE DON’T TOUCH
AND KEEP TALKING THAT MESS THAT’S FINE
BUT COULD YOU WALK AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME
AND, IT’S MY NAME THAT’S ON THAT JAG
SO COME MOVE YOUR BAGS, LET ME CALL YOU A CAB

STANDING IN THE FRONT YARD
TELLIN’ ME, HOW I’M SUCH A FOOL
TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, I’LL NEVER EVER FIND A MAN LIKE YOU
YOU GOT ME TWISTED

YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BABY
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
SO DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

SO GO AHEAD AND GET GONE
CALL UP THAT CHICK AND SEE IF SHE’S HOME
OOPS, I BET YOU THOUGHT, THAT I DIDN’T KNOW
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS PUTTING YOU OUT FOR
BECAUSE YOU WAS UNTRUE
ROLLIN’ HER AROUND IN THE CAR THAT I BOUGHT YOU
BABY DROP THEM KEYS
HURRY UP BEFORE YOUR TAXI LEAVES

STANDING IN THE FRONT YARD
TELLIN’ ME, HOW I’M SUCH A FOOL
TALKIN’ BOUT, I’LL NEVER EVER FIND A MAN LIKE YOU
YOU GOT ME TWISTED

YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BABY
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
SO DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

SO SINCE I’M NOT YOUR EVERYTHING
HOW ABOUT I’LL BE NOTHING
NOTHING AT ALL TO YOU
BABY I WON’T SHED A TEAR FOR YOU
I WON’T LOSE A WINK OF SLEEP
‘CAUSE THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS
REPLACING YOU IS SO EASY

TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT
DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE, BABY
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
SO DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING (BABY)
YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME, YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER U IN A MINUTE
MATTER OF FACT, HE’LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE
YOU CAN PACK ALL YOUR BAGS
WE’RE FINISHED
‘CAUSE YOU MADE YOUR BED
NOW LAY IN IT
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU BY TOMORROW
DON’T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING
YOU’RE IRREPLACEABLE

Neyo wrote Irreplaceable for Bey lol. I just think she talks like that because she spent most of her childhood in beauty pageants. So everything she says sounds and probably is rehearsed.