drake is a walking check. i would have made dude punch me. it would have gone something like this:
drake: ay homie, delete those pics

me: you mean, these pics (turns camera screen towards drake and scrolls through pics of him)

drake: *scaling fence to come and see me*
me:

drake: *adjusts his turtle neck* i'mma need that memory card breh

me: *pulls empty memory card from my pocket* what kinda camera do you have? i'm not sure that my extra memory card would work with just any camera

drake: THE ONE IN YOUR CAMERA! You can't take pics of me!

me: did you bring your checkbook?

drake: i'm not BUYING photos of myself, nikka!

me: it's not just for the pics, it's for the card too. i spent $60 on this card, i'm not just gonna give it to you.

drake: JUST DELETE THE PHOTOS!!!!







me: i can't do that. TMZ is gonna break BREAD for these pics breh. since you forgot your checkbook at the crib, i gotta move on to the next buyer *raises camera and takes a closeup of drake*
drake:

*punches me in the ear like Edward norton did tyler durden in Fight Club*
me:

*falls on the ground and overreacts*
*6 months later*
me: