So Everbody That Copped GTAV...

[AsAboveSoBelow]

just saw some spoliers I didnt want to see. Now I gotta leave this thread alone

 

[muzikfrk75]

This thread is hilarious

 

[MidniteJay]

I was flossin' at top speeds in a stolen sports car with Franklin. I was abusing the fukk out of the slo-mo ability and ran out when I tried to do a last minute swerve to avoid impact with a car in front of me at an intersection. I hit that car, blasted out the windshield and onto moving traffic. I got hit and killed by an SUV in mid air, so close to reenacting that famous Meet Joe Black death scene.

 

[hotbeezie]

funniest random shyt I seen so far:

Seen the laws chasing a nikka

My nosey ass: shyt bout to go down let me go

The dude get out the car on some shyt.

The law:

Me: Damn why it had to be a brutha tho.

The the white cop straight fled the scene on some shyt , and the black cop was to

Me:

 

[Bboystyle]

Was going full speed in my first sports car,had no idea how to break, came up to a 3 foot wall,slammed into that bytch, my carcus went flying out the windshield and over the wall which was bordering a 20 foot cliff.

rockstar

 

[Uncle Trill]

If your answer ain't the first mission in the snow you lied

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

Grove St. Saw how it was full of ballas and was like Im bout to send shyt up. Got into an argument with 3 of them and saw they were gripping up. I'm in that old GTA mode where I'm thinking I am going to waste the block. Them nikkas dropped me in two sec I now just do random drive bys on them now. Don't dare step out the car I'm going to start setting cops up on ambushed over there tho now

***snorts 32 seconds***

The Ballas are like roaches, I thought I could sticky bomb the culdesac and raise hell and when they rush me let em loose,

They dont die they multiply literally.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

If your answer ain't the first mission in the snow you dint suck at the game

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

saw a guy standing at the atm.i figured its ez money. Ko'd him and pocketed 4 stacks of cash.i got a wanted level. Ran to grab a car, cops came quick.

As im pulling out, the cop shot in my driver side window.point blank. one shot. Merc'd by a single bullet to the dome.

Ima beat nikkas ass at the strip club next to the ATM and see if I get a stack

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

after frank's first mission, i was able to find grove street. It took me like 10 mins trying to find the place so i got out the whip looking at the place like
I saw a group of nikkas, (it was dark so i thought they were rocking green), I hit em with the
They started pushing, and i saw 3 nikkas bring up their pieces
At this point i aint got no gun and i didnt know how to fight, so i was looking at the screen like
ended up making my first of many trips to belize

 

[CapitalOne]

during the prologue shootout cause i couldn't aim for shyt

 

[Danie84]

The first mission where I had to take out the guard with one headshot, I kept missing widly, and getting Micheal brains blown out

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

How you gonna dap me then throw me in the bushes?

better hope i dont catch you slippin Oct. 1

 

[King Theo]

i wanted to kill that bytch....

i did kill that bytch.... i had a shot gun and shot all of them then she was ducking in the corner. i wish there was a rape option in this case

 

[iamstr8fire]

I got jumped and KO'd stepping out of the barbershop

I stepped out of a black barbershop as Michael. Decided to punch a balla in the face for the hell of it. Like 4 of his homeboys ran over and put them hands on me.