So I almost gave a hooker a ride today, sort of.

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I was driving down 40 from the super market and came to a light, I look over and I see this thick white chick walking by. I get a call when my light changes so I decided to pull into a parking lot and take it. Route 40 randomly has cops lurking and it was my boss calling. So i take the call and it was pretty quick, I look up and make eye contact with the white girl. Now that I can see she looks like she is straight tweaking and is headed right to my whip. She asks me did I stop for her? In my mind I was thinking :rudy: but she was thick like I said so I say..


Naw but what if I was?


She shot me back a smile and she neared closer, she flat out asked me for a ride. I was like why would I do that? She said because you look like you want some company. :shaq2:


I was like well I don't hack or nothing like that but where did you need to go. She says east side bmore...

I laugh and ask her to be more specific. She cuts to the chase and asks me am I a cop...


Mind you as she's talking to me THROUGH my window I'm clearly wearing my work uniform.

I laugh again and tell her no. She asks me did I want a date? :troll:


I ask her how much? she says 50 for sex, 35 for a BJ.


I tell her no thanks, I'm not with tricking anyway. She's visibly annoyed and I've had my fill of trolling her by now. I go to pull off and she's asks me for a dollar because she's hungry. :comeon: she says I can feel her up and her booty for 2 dollars...























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instead I reached back in my groceries and threw her a ice cream sandwich. She was actually happy and grateful. I pulled off
 

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Why was I expecting her to react to the ice cream sandwich like Ms. Jerri on some "Tuna?! I don't eat no damn tuna! *steps on sandwich*" reaction.
 

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Sure, this happened

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