So I almost gave a hooker a ride today, sort of.

[newworldafro]

It's Bmore breh

Yep.

When he said hacking, I knew exactly where you were at

 

[thesandman]

nikka you shouldve got a blowie its the least you could do for her

Naw, ass was fat and all that. Shorty just looked like she probably had the T virus on her lips tho homie.

 

[thesandman]

nikka you shouldve got a blowie its the least you could do for her

I threw her a snicker doodle ice cream sandwhich my nig...

I was on my Mike Epps sh1t...."hopefully god will bless me for it"

 

[Harry Sax]

I threw her a snicker doodle ice cream sandwhich my nig...

I was on my Mike Epps sh1t...."hopefully god will bless me for it"

 

[Fmju]

funniest episode

 

[thesandman]

 

[Harry Sax]

low fat

 

[RicanFury]

you shouldve gave her 16 dollars to lick your a$$hole

 

[thesandman]

low fat

Bruh. I'm trying to tell you. Joints is TOO good my nig.

 

[jaylav_]

I was driving down 40 from the super market and came to a light, I look over and I see this thick white chick walking by. I get a call when my light changes so I decided to pull into a parking lot and take it. Route 40 randomly has cops lurking and it was my boss calling. So i take the call and it was pretty quick, I look up and make eye contact with the white girl. Now that I can see she looks like she is straight tweaking and is headed right to my whip. She asks me did I stop for her? In my mind I was thinking but she was thick like I said so I say..


Naw but what if I was?


She shot me back a smile and she neared closer, she flat out asked me for a ride. I was like why would I do that? She said because you look like you want some company.


I was like well I don't hack or nothing like that but where did you need to go. She says east side bmore...

I laugh and ask her to be more specific. She cuts to the chase and asks me am I a cop...


Mind you as she's talking to me THROUGH my window I'm clearly wearing my work uniform.

I laugh again and tell her no. She asks me did I want a date?


I ask her how much? she says 50 for sex, 35 for a BJ.


I tell her no thanks, I'm not with tricking anyway. She's visibly annoyed and I've had my fill of trolling her by now. I go to pull off and she's asks me for a dollar because she's hungry. she says I can feel her up and her booty for 2 dollars...







































instead I reached back in my groceries and threw her a ice cream sandwich. She was actually happy and grateful. I pulled off

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[Non Sequitur]

Skinny Cow? lolfag

 

[General Mills]

 

[baltimore]

lmaooo yo this story funny as shyt to me just cause it reminds me of all the hacks and hooker stories i hear.. i would drop some shyt on yall but that aint what i want to be known for on here

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

you should sell the script to a movie company

 

[LiIZaneFan1978]

Well-written story