So I almost got robbed today

[Art Barr]

I woulda asked dude with a straight ass face.

"are you a demon http://www.the-coli.com/mysmiliesvb/mysmilie_1329.gif . Im being dead serious right now. Are you demonic? http://www.the-coli.com/mysmiliesvb/mysmilie_1329.gif " If he hit me with a demonic line i woulda stood up pulled the bible out my inside jacket pocket and recited a scripture to cast demons out of my midst in a loud oratory voice.

Bet that nikka leaves.

Then when he leave i be like

I thought you was a brown belt.



Art Barr

 

[Mowgli]

I thought you was a brown belt.



Art Barr

Doesnt mean i enjoy hurting people like some sick fukk with a blood lust waiting to be tested by any and everyone. My training is to the point where i have the kill switch. I act and decimate to the best of my ability asap because its what ive been taught. Aint no chill, wait, stop. Lastly, i keep the blade on me so you can imagine the mess i can make grappling with a 4 inch blade in my hand which is what robbery thugs are going to get, off top. Ill be going to jail, where a brown belt loses meaning and my life will be stunted.

 

[Pammy91]

That sounds scary as hell! Glad you got away safely. I can't stand people who try to take from others

 

[How Sway?]

Actually any fool,..
Who stoopid enough to stain you for a new phone a fool.
A lame broke fool.
That shyt is as atoopid as robbing a bank now.

All you gotta do is turn it on remotely and they will catch a case.
I know a goof lame failure ass nikka doing years time for this shyt, right now.
That stain a nikka for a phone shyt is that goof lame ass fooh-foo ass shyt.

Art Barr

He's doin time for a phone?? Damn Thats fukked up...shyts not even worth it

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

@ takin out and showin random strange nikkas yo personal belongings like dat doe.

 

[Sinnerman]

I ain't about that life either breh

 

[andre patton]

i question what kinda place u grew up.


hood nikka: ay homie do you have anything valuable?

you: yes sir right here! i can take the case off for you if you would like to see it!

hood nikka: imma boom on you


when im walkin down the street i usually have headphones in to avoid speaking to anyone. i always hide my watch, wallet, and phone. if a nikka asks me what kinda phone service i have i woulda immediately said, "i dont got a cellphone...shyt i dont even have enough money to catch the bus"

 

[Henryflo1]

brooklyn college?

 

[kermit da hustla]

Honestly from what you wrote it seems like nikkas really thought you jacked his brother's phone. The shyt you said was unnecessary. If you walking away, why even talk shyt to them? Jus keep it moving. You provoked that shyt.

 

[Mowgli]

i question what kinda place u grew up.


hood nikka: ay homie do you have anything valuable?

you: yes sir right here! i can take the case off for you if you would like to see it!

hood nikka: imma boom on you


when im walkin down the street i usually have headphones in to avoid speaking to anyone. i always hide my watch, wallet, and phone. if a nikka asks me what kinda phone service i have i woulda immediately said, "i dont got a cellphone...shyt i dont even have enough money to catch the bus"

The second half of this sentence makes you sound scared. Why not be on your phone and when they ask you what kinda phone you got you look at them like and say, what phone.

 

[andre patton]

The second half of this sentence makes you sound scared. Why not be on your phone and when they ask you what kinda phone you got you look at them like and say, what phone.

he clearly said he not bout that life.

best way to avoid a conflict is to not get in one. not get into one...then run to your grandma.


i woulda laughed my ass off if them hood nikkas ended up robbin your gradma as she walked home...cause she gave some p*ssy her last 1.50 to take the bus.

 

[KillSpray]

So I'm leaving college today going to walk home because I didn't have any money on me to take the bus. Just my luck this gap tooth ass nikka and his homeboy start trying to make conversation with me.

So gap tooth start telling me about how his homeboy's brother got robbed for his phone. I'm like damn that sucks bruh. Then he asks me what service I got, I say sprint he say his brother got Verizon.

Meanwhile I'm not really paying attention to gap tooth, cause I figure dude genuinely looking for his homeboyy brother phone, so I just start talking to make conversation. Now gap tooth ask me to see my phone, I'm like aight. I took it out and show him I got Sprint on it and I put it back in my pocket.

All of a sudden this nikka tell me to take the case off. Im suspicious so I take it off and now the nikka ask me to hold it and dude tried to hold.

I pull my hand away like "Chill my nikka I don't know you like that." Then he says yo son I just want to see the serial number on the back of your phone to compare it to his brother I'm like

He goes on and says "You think I'ma rob you my nikka? I got my own shyt nikka, I'm louied up and got money nikka, I don't want your shyt." I'm thinking man this nikka is a clown. So I just walk away and say "you cashed out so go buy your homeboy's brother another phone."

So I cross the street and start walking and I turn and I see these nikka still following me. "I'm like hell nah." So I go by a bunch of people and post up by a wall and these nikkas start talking.

I don't really remember what they started saying but dude asked me where I stay so I try to think of the hardest place in Brooklyn so I'm like " I stay in Brownsville" So at this point I'm getting pissed off cause these nikkas won't leave me alone I'm like "I don't got your brother phone so why the fukk ya'll nikkas stay following me?"

Homeboy said some dumb shyt like "Meet me in the back then" I'm like "My nikka I ain't meeting you nowhere."

So them nikkas walked away and gap tooth said "He got his homeboys". I'm thinking "Get the hell out this place for they find you."

So I crossed the street again and now I see them two nikkas with a group of 5 new nikkas. At this point I'm starting to shyt myself cause it looks like these nikkas ain't playing so I cross the street about 5 times and ran into this big ass intersection on Flatbush. Cars was driving by and the god damn light wouldn't change I'm thinking "fukk man, this is how I'ma go out."

So the group of nikkas was gone and it was just the gap tooth nikka and his homeboy.

I say "Why the fukk ya'll nikkas still following me?" He's like "I'ma boom you son." Then the nikka puts his hand in his pants pocket and start walking to me and I'm thinking this nikka got a gun.

I RAN LIKE A bytchHHHH ASSS nikkaAAAA.

I ran for a good 10-15 minutes. I ran in zig zags cause I ain't know if these nikkas was gonna start shooting so I'm like fukk this shyt.

It seemed no matter how fast I ran, these nikkas would not lose me. So I stop to cash my breath cause I'm coughing and my legs hurting. So I see these nikkas at the end of the block.

I ran and kept running.

Now I'm thinking "how the fukk am I gonna get home?" I remembered there was a bunch of cop cars on campus so I'm like I'll just get a ride from one of the pigs.

So I walk back to campus and I see no cars and I'm thinking "I'm fukked, cause these nikkas gonna find me."

I swear god must have a purpose for me in life to save me like this cause as I was walking I saw my grandma crossing the street. I ran up on her and grabbed her hand. I'm like

Me: Mom!
Her: How you doin?
Me: I need some money to take the bus. Give me that shyt now.
Her: Wait tell me what's going on?
Me: God dam I'ma call you when I get home now give me the god damn money fore they find my ass.

So she give me the money and I swear to god it took the B44 a good 15 fukking minutes to finnally get there. I'm sweating and my legs hurting like a bytch so I'm pushing in front of bytches and knocking old ladies over to get on the bus.

When I get on I see the gap tooth nikka and his homeboy pass the bus. I'm like please God don't make these nikkas come on here. They passed the buss and here I am at home safe and sound.

So what I learned from this experience is that I ain't bout that life and I need to get the fukk out of New York and move back to Florida.

Damn my dude, you was acting like a mark during the whole experience. Moving right down the checklist those dudes was probably salivating once you actually took your phone out.

 

[BruhMayne]

nikka said he was zig zaggin up the street

 

[Illuminatos]

I live in the area

Its called The Junction, not surprised this happened, the area is overall is safe IMO but it has its fair share of fukkery though. Someone got shot in front of the Mcdonalds a while back.

Its funny as for some reason I imagined this happening closer to Church Ave, with you ending up running down Ocean Av.

You know you have went though the back door on whatever bus you had to take home, kids fare beat on those bus routes all the time, most times the Driver doesn't say anything.

Or you could have just asked the Driver to let you on for free, if the driver was cool he or she would let you on.

I should have done hat.

Funny thing is though I see people do that shyt all the time, even when there's about 4 or 5 cops on the bus. They don't even be giving a fukk.

OP, you ever think about being an author?

I sure have.

Lol, before I started reading I went straight to the ending to see if it was one of them stupid ass "fresh prince of bel-air" endings

When I was typing this I was thinking about that like "Damn this post long as hell what if they think ima put some shyt about the fresh prince at the end.

Glad you made it safely broham

Thanks

u better not walk down the same road u saw them clowns on again.

Nah I was thinking of walking through the front now. I don't know if they know what i look like since I had my hoodie on though.

brooklyn college?

Yeah

Honestly from what you wrote it seems like nikkas really thought you jacked his brother's phone. The shyt you said was unnecessary. If you walking away, why even talk shyt to them? Jus keep it moving. You provoked that shyt.

You really believe that bs story he gave me? Ain't nobody phone was stolen except potentially mine. The fact that they started following me was all i needed to know.

And I wasn't being disrespectful.

 

[Henryflo1]

damn breh surprised that shyt happened
flatbush calmed down alot over the years..