So I approached this shorty at the gym a few days ago..

[TNOT]

Breh everybody knows you approach them after the gym sesh like in the parking lot or something.

And why are you training with your top off? Getting sweat all on the bench

I wasn't going to say anything....

 

[Henry Orbit]

OP must watch his fair share of porn with comparing all of those ladies looks to pornstars

I do that shyt too

 

[kenreid0726eabos]

1. stop callin bytches beautiful
2. did u say u typed something on your fone for her to read rather thn just sayin it?

they make u nikkas at?

Women are beautiful human beings in Life

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Know you lyin' now niggga. Italian broads are
like crazy.

Yall coli nikkas extra insecure

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Women have given me more attention since going from waves spinnin to beard hangin tho

I should make a thread asking the brehettes which one they rather have lol

 

[ADK]

Coli be hating hard as shyt

You good breh

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Fail to bag white bytches, brehs

 

[semtex]

Y’all watch too much porn

 

[flah_neon]

so i approached baby like........ma what's your age and type

 

[Marco Zen]

Coli be hating hard as shyt

You good breh

The hate is phenomenal

 

[raoulduke187]

how about goin to the gym to you know like...train?

 

[LebronsHairline]

Women are beautiful human beings in Life

yea but i dont need yall nikkas who aint gon fukk em anyway gassin em up so a nikka like me gotta spend 2 extra mins talkin to em to bag, out here hustlin backwards

 

[kenreid0726eabos]

OP must watch his fair share of porn with comparing all of those ladies looks to pornstars

I do that shyt too

Lust, Lust, Lust, lusting in the gym lol

 

[pickles]

This thread is full sadness.

We really dapping up breh who is like "I talked to a couple of girls in the gym "?

Is that what life is like now? Talking to the opposite sex, is some fukken event that it needs to be thread on the coli.

Damn fukken shame.

Breh is too fukken old to be acting like this. I can sort of understand if was a teenager or some shyt but he is a grown ass man.

SMDH

ETA: You watch too much porn OP. Don't even know who the fukk those two you posted.

 

[Luck]

Your gym game is trash if we bein honest, you comin on too thirsty and strong like you at the club or something. You don’t do the same approaches everywhere just like you don’t use the same tools for every job. And it ain’t numbers game because youl just become a gym weirdo that’s friends with everyone but gettin p*ssy from nobody with that approach every broad that smile method. Pick and choose ya battles there

Gym hollerin is with fitness/heath broads more of a finesse thing than anything else. You ease your way into things, casual and quick remember you aren’t tryin to fukk up nobody workout. They’ll be too nice to say it but be thinkin the shyt all the time with how many nikkas bother them while they’re there to get what they tryin to do done

Start by just being cordial and sayin ya hey hi’s whatever, then parlay that into some lite convo / flirty shyt talk. For example, you see ya lil newfound gym buddy doin squats at the rack “we doin legs today I see huh “ or lil bullshyt like that then when she open up about her workouts, eatin and inevitably other shyt in her life you start makin your move.

Be smooth and be easy then before long you’ll be eatin home made red beans and rice made with quinoa from Whole Foods and helpin her fix extended puppy proses