So I ate some thots puss last night

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And then found my housemate had fuked her raw bout ten minutes earlier.:francis:


Housemate and I were drinking at the local bar, kept noticing two bunnies eyeing us from a table.:ehh:

We approach and, as usual, when it comes to him (he's got model good looks they say :mjcry: ) I'm stuck with the uglier one:mjcry:. My boy and I both want the Blondie.


Now after ten minutes of drunken conversation and slight flirting, my friend starts rubbing the blondies leg, telling her she looks like a sexy librarian etc.:leostare:

He goes to buy drinks, the ugly one tells me she's taken but the blonde one actually wants me:whoo:, not my friend. Blondie laughs with embarrassment and gives me her number while my friend is still at the bar. I message her so she has my number.:jawalrus:

We leave the barafter an hour or so, after my failed attempt to pick up two different girls. I wanted Blondie but my friend is making out with her on the street, so i gracefully accept my loss.:beli:


The uglier one goes home and the three of us head back to my apartment. My friend suggests we both smash her:pachaha: but I decline :scust:and go to my room and start reading sports/coli


After an hour or so I get a text from blondie saying '????'.
Me: what's up?
Her: what are you doing?
Me: Reading. Was it fun?
Her: Aw I wish it was you. I had my eye on you from the get go.
Me: Pretend you're leaving and come next door.

Not ten minutes later we're in my bedroom, and I ask her if she fuked myfriend . She says, 'no, he was too drunk. He passed out as soon as we lay down.:bryan: We didn't do anything':krs:

I start making out with her, then, because I was drunk,,I got the urge to eat her puss and ass, so I did.:jawalrus: Then we fuked for about an hour, I couldn't come, then she sucked me for 30 or so minutes, then we had a shower, then we fuked again for another 20 mins, she rode me like a pro. She was a 30 year old vet btw, my housemate is 26 but said he was 30 as well :youngsabo:

I drove her home when we were done, walk straight into my apartment and get ready to tear my housemate to shreds for not satisfying this thot like i did and maybe he wants some tips. :myman:


Turns out, this nikka HAD fuked her, and he showed me a video of her sucking rod.:stopitslime: I should have known better than trust a slut. He showed me the scratch marks across his back. He had fuked her raw (so did I) about ten minutes before she came into my room and I ate her out.:dame::comeon::dwillhuh::what::patrice::merchant::to::mindblown::scust:


My friendand I are currently laughing about the situation and I've nearly polished off a bottle of mouthwash. She also left her ring here so not sure if I should give it back to her. Maybe I'll hit it again tonight, who knows.
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You drove her home in the snow an hour and a half ago?

She spent all day at ya crib to the point where you just dropped her off now?

I meant in the morning bruh and not the whole country is snowing....:mjlol:
 

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And then found my housemate had fuked her raw bout ten minutes earlier.:francis:


Housemate and I were drinking at the local bar, kept noticing two bunnies eyeing us from a table.:ehh:

We approach and, as usual, when it comes to him (he's got model good looks they say :mjcry: ) I'm stuck with the uglier one:mjcry:. My boy and I both want the Blondie.


Now after ten minutes of drunken conversation and slight flirting, my friend starts rubbing the blondies leg, telling her she looks like a sexy librarian etc.:leostare:

He goes to buy drinks, the ugly one tells me she's taken but the blonde one actually wants me:whoo:, not my friend. Blondie laughs with embarrassment and gives me her number while my friend is still at the bar. I message her so she has my number.:jawalrus:

We leave the barafter an hour or so, after my failed attempt to pick up two different girls. I wanted Blondie but my friend is making out with her on the street, so i gracefully accept my loss.:beli:


The uglier one goes home and the three of us head back to my apartment. My friend suggests we both smash her:pachaha: but I decline :scust:and go to my room and start reading sports/coli


After an hour or so I get a text from blondie saying '????'.
Me: what's up?
Her: what are you doing?
Me: Reading. Was it fun?
Her: Aw I wish it was you. I had my eye on you from the get go.
Me: Pretend you're leaving and come next door.

Not ten minutes later we're in my bedroom, and I ask her if she fuked myfriend . She says, 'no, he was too drunk. He passed out as soon as we lay down.:bryan: We didn't do anything':krs:

I start making out with her, then, because I was drunk,,I got the urge to eat her puss and ass, so I did.:jawalrus: Then we fuked for about an hour, I couldn't come, then she sucked me for 30 or so minutes, then we had a shower, then we fuked again for another 20 mins, she rode me like a pro. She was a 30 year old vet btw, my housemate is 26 but said he was 30 as well :youngsabo:

I drove her home when we were done, walk straight into my apartment and get ready to tear my housemate to shreds for not satisfying this thot like i did and maybe he wants some tips. :myman:


Turns out, this nikka HAD fuked her, and he showed me a video of her sucking rod.:stopitslime: I should have known better than trust a slut. He showed me the scratch marks across his back. He had fuked her raw (so did I) about ten minutes before she came into my room and I ate her out.:dame::comeon::dwillhuh::what::patrice::merchant::to::mindblown::scust:


My friendand I are currently laughing about the situation and I've nearly polished off a bottle of mouthwash. She also left her ring here so not sure if I should give it back to her. Maybe I'll hit it again tonight, who knows.
:yeshrug:
Please tell me your boy used a rubber at least.
 
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