So I ate some thots puss last night

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Another cac troll from another nasty ass website. C'mon stop entertaining these goofies.

 

[360dagod]

she scratched your homies back, but she didnt scratch yours?

might have to get those levels up

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

trolls these dayze don't een try to be based in reality,just make up outlandish shyt with no thematic scheme..

my reality too based to lie dough..you realize this when you you live in the confines of your real eye

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

You watched your friend make out with her on the street before you went back to your place AFTER she told you that she wanted you. How fukking big of a red flag do you need?

should've both smashed at the same time then put her in the bushes. Now you the sucker that ate a creampie that his roommate made for him.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

so her p*ssy was wack lol.

 

[Gab]

Please tell me your boy used a rubber at least.

we both went raw

Another cac troll from another nasty ass website. C'mon stop entertaining these goofies.

ive already posted and proven im black, get out

she scratched your homies back, but she didnt scratch yours?

might have to get those levels up

trolls these dayze don't een try to be based in reality,just make up outlandish shyt with no thematic scheme..

my reality too based to lie dough..you realize this when you you live in the confines of your real eye

wtf are you talkin about? troll about what? whats the point? anonymous forum, why lie. I thought i would share an amusing story to get off my chest and laugh it off, its good therapy

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

And then found my housemate had fuked her raw bout ten minutes earlier.


Housemate and I were drinking at the local bar, kept noticing two bunnies eyeing us from a table.

We approach and, as usual, when it comes to him (he's got model good looks they say ) I'm stuck with the uglier one. My boy and I both want the Blondie.


Now after ten minutes of drunken conversation and slight flirting, my friend starts rubbing the blondies leg, telling her she looks like a sexy librarian etc.

He goes to buy drinks, the ugly one tells me she's taken but the blonde one actually wants me, not my friend. Blondie laughs with embarrassment and gives me her number while my friend is still at the bar. I message her so she has my number.

We leave the barafter an hour or so, after my failed attempt to pick up two different girls. I wanted Blondie but my friend is making out with her on the street, so i gracefully accept my loss.


The uglier one goes home and the three of us head back to my apartment. My friend suggests we both smash her but I decline and go to my room and start reading sports/coli


After an hour or so I get a text from blondie saying '????'.
Me: what's up?
Her: what are you doing?
Me: Reading. Was it fun?
Her: Aw I wish it was you. I had my eye on you from the get go.
Me: Pretend you're leaving and come next door.

Not ten minutes later we're in my bedroom, and I ask her if she fuked myfriend . She says, 'no, he was too drunk. He passed out as soon as we lay down. We didn't do anything'

I start making out with her, then, because I was drunk,,I got the urge to eat her puss and ass, so I did. Then we fuked for about an hour, I couldn't come, then she sucked me for 30 or so minutes, then we had a shower, then we fuked again for another 20 mins, she rode me like a pro. She was a 30 year old vet btw, my housemate is 26 but said he was 30 as well

I drove her home when we were done, walk straight into my apartment and get ready to tear my housemate to shreds for not satisfying this thot like i did and maybe he wants some tips.


Turns out, this nikka HAD fuked her, and he showed me a video of her sucking rod. I should have known better than trust a slut. He showed me the scratch marks across his back. He had fuked her raw (so did I) about ten minutes before she came into my room and I ate her out.


My friendand I are currently laughing about the situation and I've nearly polished off a bottle of mouthwash. She also left her ring here so not sure if I should give it back to her. Maybe I'll hit it again tonight, who knows.

 

[Dad]

Me: Reading. Was it fun?

 

[Kokoro]

You ate a girl you had just met swamp ass and leftover p*ssy?

You and your roommate are weiner cousins now btw

 

[Bay Area]

OP you are a cac from Australia?

Link- Misc.

 

[#1 pick]

And then found my housemate had fuked her raw bout ten minutes earlier.


Housemate and I were drinking at the local bar, kept noticing two bunnies eyeing us from a table.

We approach and, as usual, when it comes to him (he's got model good looks they say ) I'm stuck with the uglier one. My boy and I both want the Blondie.


Now after ten minutes of drunken conversation and slight flirting, my friend starts rubbing the blondies leg, telling her she looks like a sexy librarian etc.

He goes to buy drinks, the ugly one tells me she's taken but the blonde one actually wants me, not my friend. Blondie laughs with embarrassment and gives me her number while my friend is still at the bar. I message her so she has my number.

We leave the barafter an hour or so, after my failed attempt to pick up two different girls. I wanted Blondie but my friend is making out with her on the street, so i gracefully accept my loss.


The uglier one goes home and the three of us head back to my apartment. My friend suggests we both smash her but I decline and go to my room and start reading sports/coli


After an hour or so I get a text from blondie saying '????'.
Me: what's up?
Her: what are you doing?
Me: Reading. Was it fun?
Her: Aw I wish it was you. I had my eye on you from the get go.
Me: Pretend you're leaving and come next door.

Not ten minutes later we're in my bedroom, and I ask her if she fuked myfriend . She says, 'no, he was too drunk. He passed out as soon as we lay down. We didn't do anything'

I start making out with her, then, because I was drunk,,I got the urge to eat her puss and ass, so I did. Then we fuked for about an hour, I couldn't come, then she sucked me for 30 or so minutes, then we had a shower, then we fuked again for another 20 mins, she rode me like a pro. She was a 30 year old vet btw, my housemate is 26 but said he was 30 as well

I drove her home when we were done, walk straight into my apartment and get ready to tear my housemate to shreds for not satisfying this thot like i did and maybe he wants some tips.


Turns out, this nikka HAD fuked her, and he showed me a video of her sucking rod. I should have known better than trust a slut. He showed me the scratch marks across his back. He had fuked her raw (so did I) about ten minutes before she came into my room and I ate her out.


My friendand I are currently laughing about the situation and I've nearly polished off a bottle of mouthwash. She also left her ring here so not sure if I should give it back to her. Maybe I'll hit it again tonight, who knows.

 

[Kane1]

These are the dirty SIMPS running the streets


And y'all out here dirty dikking these THOTs left and right

 

[Hey_zeus]

 

[At30wecashout]

I love eating p*ssy, so I would need to know the wearabouts of that chick for the last week. Ain't no way its gonna be some strange chick like that. That's an L.

 

[the cac mamba]