Carolina Slim
Superstar
First thing to realize is that no one can accurately describe all of NYC - it's too big. Each borough is the size of some cities in other states. That being said Ima personify this shyt like a mothafukka
3.) The Brooklyn Zoo
Largest in terms of population. Every fukking ethnicity of every place in the world can be found in Brooklyn. SO. MANY. bytchES. You could literally live your entire life in Brooklyn and get the city high life, hood and suburb experiences down pat. Mad Caribbeans in Flatbush. Asians in Sunset Park. Whites in Williamsburg and Bensonhurst. African Americans in Bed-stuy. Jews in Crown Heights. Tend to be more tolerant because we deal with so many people. Also easy to get around because trains go everywhere. Brooklyn dudes got a lot of pride and stay ready to fight. Being from Brooklyn to me is almost like being from someplace else because it's so unique. So many food choices too. But that pride shyt...?
4.) Bronx goons
Grime central. Fights breaking out on the regular. You from Brooklyn? lol good for you, more stitches. Mad hispanic chicks, even badder than the Upper West ones. The "rich" area is Riverdale and everywhere else is middle class and hood central. Warning: Be careful taking Bronx nikkas anywhere outside they borough. These cats are extra ready to do something wild. They see bright lights and go from mogwais to gremlins and start tearing shyt up. Anytime you hear about a dude getting beat up because some dudes tried to touch his chick's fat ass? Bronx dudes stomped em out at a club somewhere. No fukks given.
at no. 4, especially the part about BK dudes. I used to be 
on going to that borough dolo. One time I went up there with this broad from school after the club, thinking I was gonna go in at night, get my smash on and dip out in the AM. We get to her crib, I forget what projects she rested at, and there was some n1ggas out front who were giving me the 
look. Again, I'm figuring I'ma be in for the night so I'm like 
We get to her crib, and her uncle who lived with her, was already in there smashing out his chick. So I go from 
to 
since we ain't have nowhere else to go. The only thing this broad had in the living room was some busted recliner. I leave and them same n1ggas was out front. I roll past em, waiting for something to pop off, and then I hear behind me "Damn... early night, huh my n1gga?" I turned around, we all started laughing. True indeed man. Anytime I'm outta town people are amazed at how I'm able to talk to different ethnicities and relate to them like it's nothing. Other places got that fake diversity where nobody ever talks to each other. In NY you have to, even if don't want to.
People I'm with be like
Meanwhile out here it's nothing special, just regular shyt. We take too much for granted being from NY, I realize that every time I leave for extended periods of time.
You right, I have never really paid attention to that, it's just a way of life. Recently I was on a business trip to San Diego and one night after we were out drinking, we caught a shuttle back to the hotel. The driver was Mexican, and everybody with me was on some
when I was kicking it with son in Spanish. Back in BK, we had mad love for the Arab n1ggas who ran the delis around the way. 
at them kicking it with us with that lingo with that accent. I'd roll in there and son would be like "what's really good, son? what's poppin?" 
nah.
I don't even care to know anymore. Your critical thinking skills are lacking too. I told you I go to college. You could've narrowed my age from there.
