So, I booked this married chick this morning...

itsyoung!!

Veteran
Bushed
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
38,914
Reputation
6,560
Daps
110,440
Reppin
Bay Area
I can tell the people who dont get p*ssy on the regular and my patna @msims aint one of em

bunch of virgins or people who dont touched little amounts of p*ssy in they life in this thread :camby:

if you got it or get it , passing up some p*ssy cause you dont feel like dealin with the shyt with it dont make @msims dumb it mean he aint tryna deal with shyt
 

MAKAVELI25

the heir apparent
Supporter
Joined
Jun 21, 2012
Messages
19,310
Reputation
5,715
Daps
76,060
Reppin
#ByrdGang
I can tell the people who dont get p*ssy on the regular and my patna @msims aint one of em

bunch of virgins or people who dont touched little amounts of p*ssy in they life in this thread :camby:

if you got it or get it , passing up some p*ssy cause you dont feel like dealin with the shyt with it dont make @msims dumb it mean he aint tryna deal with shyt

Exactly, I don't know why most people don't understand that there's an ABUNDANCE of p*ssy in the world. When the oldheads used to say that "Girls are like buses" they weren't lying :manny:
 

mcdivit85

Superstar
Joined
Aug 20, 2013
Messages
4,529
Reputation
3,660
Daps
18,333
Reppin
Sound Reasoning
The reality is, this chick is looking for someone to smash. Whenever someone has it in their mind to cheat, they will find a way and a person to do it with. You didn't even have a conversation with her at the job...just grunted and she was looking to start a convo.

But easy p*ssy can be the most dangerous p*ssy. Sometimes, you can't afford what's given away for free because it ends up being too expensive...only the initiated will understand such words. Lames who think "I'll take anything I can get whenever I can get it" will not.

Make your decision whatever it is. But make sure to weigh the costs before making your move.

Peace
 

HarlemUSA

Lightbringer and Azor Ahai
Supporter
Joined
May 26, 2012
Messages
6,295
Reputation
445
Daps
11,584
:dead: @ I don't want to be a part of that single life I don't know what I'll do, I'm too lazy. *takes a chance to fukk another female at his crib and get caught* :pachaha:
 

Boogie

Been a joint call me Mr. Backwood
Joined
Dec 27, 2012
Messages
18,261
Reputation
5,558
Daps
70,190
Reppin
Cleveland
So, I went to the doctors today, and saw this cute girl in scrubs (shes like a receptionist, or whatever) walking out an office, across the hall into the bathroom. I went "mmm mmm mmmm"-- kinda loud.

She made it into the bathroom, and the door shut. A half of second later, the bathroom door reopens and she pokes her head out asking me "what did you say? :usure:

I was like "I ain't say nuffin:mjpls:"

To make that story quick, she asked me for my number AFTER she told me she was married. Told me not to text during primetime hours.

Anyways, she text me throughout the day. I asked her what she was doing tonight, and she told me chilling with her homegirl. Then, I shot a blind jumper (because, I really didn't care...I have a girlfriend so I guess I'm not really pressed) I said "I'm tryna see what you look like without them work scrubs on"

She's like "when"

I'm like "tonight"

She's like "sure"

I'm like :why:

I didn't expect that shyt to happen. I was really just playin around. So anyways, fast forward to right now...she is chilling at her homegirls place (15 mins from my spot), and now she wants my address so she can come over. (I didn't give it to her yet...I just gave her the area) She says she's on her way with her homegirl.....

I don't know why I'm annoyed right now, but she's called me 4 times, and I haven't answered because I don't feel like entertaining 2 bytches.

To sum it all up.....I'm too lazy to work for p*ssy now of days...even if it means entertaining two girls. I don't know what I'm going to do if I become single again. :no:

And married women ain't shyt, brehs.


/rant​

Do you care about your girl?
 

Marco Zen

Black Privilege
Joined
Sep 7, 2013
Messages
12,107
Reputation
2,781
Daps
40,265
Reppin
The Other A
I can tell the people who dont get p*ssy on the regular and my patna @msims aint one of em

bunch of virgins or people who dont touched little amounts of p*ssy in they life in this thread :camby:

if you got it or get it , passing up some p*ssy cause you dont feel like dealin with the shyt with it dont make @msims dumb it mean he aint tryna deal with shyt

fukk outta here:camby:

That fool jus lazy
 

stepbackj34spud

Top 75 All-Time
Joined
May 23, 2012
Messages
32,175
Reputation
-5,509
Daps
65,355
Reppin
BK
your threads always got a bytch nikka feel to em

either u gon fukk her or you aint, you sittin here dilly dallying on whether or not you want some p*ssy :what:

make a grown man decision

Word. I'm looking at this fakkits' post like :what:
 

Ghost Utmost

The Soul of the Internet
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
20,436
Reputation
8,829
Daps
74,445
Reppin
the Aether
Niqqa you scared.. which you should be. People are crazy nowadays. Random b:tch in my pad? Not likely. TWO random nirds? Odds drop considerably from "Not likely". No need to dress it up. It's not a good idea to bring absolute strangers into your cypher. You shouldn't be flirting around with that life if you ain't bout it.
 

AgentGrey

MeVsYou
Joined
May 4, 2012
Messages
4,268
Reputation
351
Daps
5,402
Motel on a Saturday night is the way to go breh, keep her on deck for an occasion. What if your girl wants to treat you to a 3some one night? You'll have an eligible candidate on deck. Besides, she might be a useful asset in building your empire. :manny:

@msims @ThiefyPoo
How come Maryland has the sluttiest bytches of all time tho? Every girl I know from Maryland is a dikkfiend.
 

1thouwow

Poster of the Year
Joined
Jul 20, 2012
Messages
26,343
Reputation
-200
Daps
72,872
Might be a set up. Definitely need a gun just in case. But invite over even if for a lil bit, u don't gotta fukk
 
Top