So I fell flat on my face today...

[Mantle Drunk]

A couple of months ago I fell asleep on a train drunk I was leaning forward and when it stopped at the next stop I woke up on my face hahahaha. I had like a burn on my forehead. No one laughed suprisingly I got up and started talking to this couple I was like damn you see that shyt I fukked up my head they said they had seen it they seemed more concerned then anything but they had to get off that train and start laughing hard I was and I was the one who fell.

 

[aqualung]

Who plays in traffic with shoes unlaced? What are you, 6 years old? Get your LIFE. X_x Double knot your situation.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Who plays in traffic with shoes unlaced? What are you, 6 years old? Get your LIFE. X_x Double knot your situation.

Wasn't playing in traffic, just crossing the street real quick. Sometimes I put on some sneakers where u don't really need to tie the shoe laces. Its never happened to me before.

I think I will tie them from now on tho

 

[Box Cutta]

Back in my sophomore (Or maybe junior, can't remember) year in high school, I had a drivers ed class. It was me and 2 other students in a group. It was our groups day to drive so we walked out and were waiting for the teacher when I slipped on some like half melted ice and fell into this big mud/slush puddle. shyt was jokes but nobody else except the two students saw.

When the teacher came out she saw that I had slipped. Since I lived like 3 minutes away from the school, she let me drive home and change clothes....

Edit : Oh fukk, this thread just brought back a bad memory that I sort of forgot...damnit.

So in middle school, in one of our gym classes, we were doing these 1-on-1 basketball drills. It was a silly thing for the final minutes of class. The teacher made two lines, she would pick a person from each line, one would be offense and another defense. She called on me and another dude. Gave him the ball. It was a simple exercise but we were friends and were kinda competitive. We run out to the center, both amped up, I'm d'in up shuffling backwards.....until I fall and my pants come down (Off my ass, not the front part though). shyt was embarrassing brehs.... When I walked into my next class, I still remember seeing one of the girls who was saw it go down gossiping to another girl about it....