So I finally f*cked to IRTITL and it was glorius...

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

And she hugged me long as fukk. I was like, YES, YESSSSSS, Im definitely bout to beat the breaks off this brawd
I started getting slightly introspective, like,

why is God so good to me?
Like, why am I about to win right now and its still young nikkas in Africa starving?

 

[Beer Drinker]

She asked if you pulled out?

She got a PhD you said?

But she's unfamiliar with how ejaculations work?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I aint never won the lottery brehs, Im goin raw in that coochie with callous disregard

The quotables this breh is providing...

quote game on ten trillion

 

[8====D]

was that buckwheat on the top of her head?

on another note, you put in too much work for that pus§y, but nonetheless.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I have yet to get in my zone with IYRTITL ATLEAST not with a chick. Thanks for the inspriration

Spoiler

you fukked up on the no rubbers part...

Spoiler

but I've done that shyt before too tho

 

[Supercoolmayo]

He actually posted a pic. Daps breh

And dap your baby too

 

[POPHOLITDOWN]

"But always been the type of crew that been good without a plan B"

But really you gotta be careful with this logic. Some chicks don't believe in abortion. And others have already used up their allotted number of abortions before they can't have any more [3]

this cant be reallife yung? Damn, but how does one tactfully ask if one has used all of her allotted abortions?

"Aye, erm, how many blastocytyes you dun pissed out ma? uno, dos, tres....?"

I appreciate yall concerns but my pull out game on point. Like I said, I been working on this tantric ish for a few weeks now. Perhaps I should have been more assertive when she asked if I creampied, but I guess it's the in me. Like, she aint text me after that. I know her mind been on that nut all the day and the in me kinda want her to worry bout that nut till she muster the courage to handle that on her own.

Damn.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Maaaan, I swear you niccas be wrong as shyt, sometimes..

 

[mortuus est]

haha i was the first person to have sex to the album, u lost bro, u mad? u jelly?

 

[bl2k8]

was that buckwheat on the top of her head?

on another note, you put in too much work for that pus§y, but nonetheless.

Too much work dude swiped right, found a decent match and only spent like 3 bucks. Only place he fukked up on was the end when he didn't pull out

 

[8====D]

Too much work dude swiped right, found a decent match and only spent like 3 bucks. Only place he fukked up on was the end when he didn't pull out

well 18+ years is "too much work"

 

[iBrowse]

I was with you all the way up until the raw creampie

@skeetsinternal

 

[Broad Street Bully]

what a turn at the end. Had a nikka go from to to to to to great thread my nikka. :salutelol:

 

[Trajan]

LMAO @ going to pick up the rest of the $3 wine later

HOH for real.

Hilarious story tho.

 

[Diondon]

Great thread, breh